EVERYTHING THEY ARE TELLING YOU IS A LIE!

[MrScorpio]

My name is Jorrdan Dashe and I've jakked this user account from 2024 to warn you all about a grave danger.

I only have a few moments to tell you all about what's going to happen, so I'll make this brief.

If this message has made it back to 2010, in the next three years a company call the Core-Tex Labs http://core-tex.org/index.php will receive a patent to plant a new type of microchip into human beings. We were told that this technology will revolutionize the communications industry, as it allowed people to forego their smart phones and home computers for direct and personalized access to the HyperNet. I can't explain what the HyperNet is right now, but believe me, it'll make the Internet look like the Stone age. It will be announced very soon: http://www.hyper.net



You MUST resist taking the chip. It is all a LIE! The chip is actually a device to track the movement of every human being and it can be activated remotely. With the chip, they can hear everything you say and do, they'll know who you are with at all times, your privacy will be destroyed. It is a crime, punishable by death, to remove or deactivate the chip.

We are all slaves now! The human race is underfoot of a secret corporate entity that controls all of the world's governments. No one knows this entity's real name. I'm sorry that I can't help you with that.

You must act now stop this from happening.

I don't know if this message will get through to you and I can't exactly explain the technology used to send it. But, I understand that if you are reading this right now, under the laws of the time-travel paradox, this message has failed to affect the future and you are all destined to become slaves.

You must try to stop them anyway. The future of mankind DEPENDS ON YOU.

I must go now, Core Security Bureau agents will find out where I am soon.

Good luck.



Oh no, I hear them at the d

[Beetwasher]

1. Sending Back A Terminator Would Have Been Way Cooler

n/t

[lumberjack_jeff]

2. You mean I'll be able to order pizza subconsciously?

Kewl.

+1

[Javaman]

9. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! DON'T FORGET THE BREAD STIX!!!!!

or they will come after you for being different.

[FiveGoodMen]

11. Whoa. There goes the diet!

[Robyn66]

3. Ever since you could program a coffee pot

I asked "Have the terminator movies taught us nothing?"

[Javaman]

5. nt

[HipChick]

4. I hate to break the news to you...

but according to various conspiracy groups, they have been able to slip these into vaccines for years...or and the entities name is the Illumati...

[sufrommich]

6. Will we still be able to block telemarketers? nt

[Javaman]

8. Sadly no, we will become basically symbiotic telemarketers...

they will beam the info right into our subconsciousness.

[Javaman]

7. All my freedoms are pretty much gone now..

so a little chip really won't change much.

But heck, if I can leave the store without having to swipe my CC, I'm down with that!

LOL

I laugh because I'm tired of crying.

[Hawkeye-X]

10. Advantage goes to the Deaf people

Sign language FTW! *cackles*

[DearAbby]

12. Obama's Real Mother was the REAL SARAH CONOR?

this really really is disturbing, really it is. for Reals.


If the time travel paradox, GREAT SCOTT! proves this message failed, yet still came back to warn. Can you tell us did this message succeed? Oh Gosh, now I have a headache. Is a Deloren involved?

[Vinnie From Indy]

13. As long as your here...

could you send me a few future NCAA college basketball tournament bracket final outcomes. You can send it to my DU email. Thanks and cheers!

[BoneDaddy]

14. Who wins this years Superbowl

I will bet the farm.

[MineralMan]

15. Well, I for one...

:rofl:

[bluesmail]

16. Illuminati or NWO. Is there a difference? eom

[NJmaverick]

17. K & R!

[political_Dem]

18. I thought John Titor already came back from the future to warn everyone.

Uh-oh. Too many cooks in the kitchen when it comes from futuristic warnings.

[rucky]

19. At least it's coming from a reliable source:

http://www.tldm.org/

[Heidi]

20. Dear Jorrdan, do my GLBT brothers and sisters have equal rights yet in 2024?

The future of mankind depends on US, so I thought I'd ask.

[felix_numinous]

21. Geniuses at DU

will jam their signal in order to communicate on a sub program, shielded and encrypted. We will prevail, and rename ourselves Democratic Deep-Underground. It has happened already, and will happen again.

:headbang:

[Hissyspit]

22. .

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep_Web

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_Internet

[Greyhound]

23. K&R&LOL.

[Number23]

24. Three years, eh?

See ya in a bit! I'm off to put all my stock in Core-Tex labs! :hi: