Dennis Miller "I've been afraid of Muslims on planes for two years here now. Get me a raise."

[Amerigo Vespucci]

VIDEO @ the link below, if you think you can stomach it.

http://www.foxnews.com/on-air/oreilly/transcript/dennis-miller-midterm-madness

DENNIS MILLER, FOX NEWS CONTRIBUTOR: First off, I want to congratulate Juan Williams on the new contract and tell you, Billy, how long have I been afraid of Muslims on planes? For two years here now. Get me a raise.

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MILLER:I think that there's going to be a 60-seat flip in the House and maybe eight in the Senate. I don't want to get too specific then David Plouffe over at the White House, if it comes in at 59 and seven, he says it's a stunning defeat. Somewhere in the 60 and eight ballpark.

I have a couple of other predictions though. I think that -- I think that Bernie Madoff will be furloughed for Election Day and will serve as a Democratic poll watcher in Searchlight, Nevada. And in spite of that, I think that Harry Reid is going to go down to defeat because at this point, Reid just looks like an old Swiffer that's sucked up too much dirt over the years. And they want a clean floor, so they're going to try something else. I would encourage Sharron Angle to push it out to three to four points though because if she doesn't...

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MILLER: I don't put anything beyond Harry Reid, but I think even Democrats are out there looking at him and just saying, "Is this really the face of my future? He seems like a tired, dense old hack." I think they're even having trouble to rush out to the poll.

[NoPasaran]

1. Remember when Dennis Miller was clever?

Me neither

[davidinalameda]

5. I was going to say no as well

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

6. I remember when his writers were. nt

[Gold Metal Flake]

11. +1

Miller was funny back when Rick Overton was writing for him. Now, not so much.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

14. Didn't barry Crimmins write for him as well? I remember reading

that somewhere.

[Lint Head]

20. I'm funnier than Dennis Miller. Give me his money.

Is he related to Joe?

[FiveGoodMen]

2. Fuck Dennis Miller

with a rusty, tetanus-covered railroad spike.

And that's the nicest thing I can say about him.

[lazarus]

3. "He seems like a tired, dense old hack."

Man, I've heard of projection, but never seen it so clearly illustrated.

[fascisthunter]

4. Dennis Miller, another no-talent right wing celebrity

he's a perfect fit for the right wing.

[RagAss]

7. Hey Asshole....You've been afraid for the last decade period !

[Poll_Blind]

8. "I've been afraid of black people on planes for two years here now. Get me a raise."

:eyes:

PB

[spanone]

9. i'm afraid of assholes like dennis miller on planes

[dennis4868]

10. Dennis Miller

I remember when Dennis Miller would always say that Bush should not be president and is one of the dumbest people on the face of the earth. Then after 911 somehow Miller changed his views on Bush and he was all of a sudden a smart person and GREAT president and the dems suck. Someone needs to explain to me how 911 made Bush smart.

[opihimoimoi]

16. Big money got to him....he is a GOPer Whore..sold out his name for $$$

[Dawson Leery]

12. Dennis Miller (Has Been) will do and say anything for money.

[cliffordu]

13. The only time that stupid son of a bitch was worth anything

was when Dennis Leary was writing for him.

[Kurovski]

15. Ahhh...so it was FEAR that ate the talent of Mr. Miller.

[ck4829]

17. "I was the FIRST ONE who was afraid of Muslims!", let's have a pool on who says that.

[AsahinaKimi]

18. He is such a smug jerk...

Tsumaranai.

[edbermac]

19. One good thing about Dennis Miller...

He's not as loony as his SNL castmate Victoria Jackson.

[4lbs]

21. Dennis Miller AND Victoria Jackson used to do the SNL Weekend Update in the 1990s.

That about sums it up.

[The_Casual_Observer]

22. Miller has that gig for the same reason Juan does, he's a poster boy

turncoat. He isn't funny, he has never been funny.

[sabrina 1]

23. Boo!!

Dennis Miller is a coward. So is Juan Williams.

Cowardly Republicans! Empowering terrorists every day.

I can imagine Obama Bin Laden laughing victoriously each time one of these cowards admits to how easily frightened they are.

They are an embarrassment in a country that claims to be 'The Home of the Brave'. These are the 'heroes' of the right!