Auditions Scheduled For Nude Reality Show

[The Straight Story]

Auditions Scheduled For Nude Reality Show
Producers Say Try-Outs Will Be Streamed On Internet

LAND O'LAKES, Fla. -- Producers of a proposed all-nude reality television show in Florida say they plan to stream auditions live over the Internet.

The St. Petersburg Times reported Thursday that the Internet audience will get to help pick the seven young people who will be in a new show called "Nak'd Truth." They will have to agree to spend a month in the buff at the Caliente Resort & Spa north of Tampa.

People watching online will get to vote thumbs-up or thumbs-down on potential cast members when auditions take place Nov. 13 and 14 at the resort, but no nudity will be shown.

Atlantic Overseas Pictures Inc. says film crews will shoot creatively and blur private body parts before the programs air on TV.

http://www.clickorlando.com/news/25562084/detail.html

[SpiralHawk]

1. "What's the URL for the livestream?" - Clarence T. Anonymous (R - Just Us)

"No I am NOT this so-called 'Clarence T. Anonymous' dude, whoever that may be (smirk). I am Steely Mike, and you should know that I already shot my G.O.P. credit card wad at the faux lesbian B & D club, so don't go getting me all mixed up in this stuff.

"Just wait till Christine O'Donnell (R) gets wind of this. The furr will fly."

- Steeley Mike (R)

[Uben]

2. Bret Farve has already auditioned, but......

....he was found to be a little "short" in skills!

[sharp_stick]

3. I should show up

guaranteed to end that idiotic idea before it even gets started.

[FirstTimeVoterAt37]

4. Well, at least they've stopped kidding themselves, I s'pose

[rurallib]

5. This - THIS is what the internet was made for

[MilesColtrane]

6. They are mulling a few titles for the show:

The Dong Show
Superfanny
America's Got Balls
Last Penis Standing
Project Boobsway
Dangling With the Stars
Not-So-Big Brother
The Shrinkest Link
The Amazing Rack
The Dimpled Life
Extreme Makeover: Bone Edition
Who Wants To Marry A Naked Guy?
The Real Flashers of New Jersey
Deadliest Crotch

And finally...

The Biggest Losers