Sales of Muslin Apparel Plummet

[MineralMan]

Chicago, OOP 10/29/19

Recent news reports have caused the sales of clothing made of Muslin to drop to the vanishing point across the United States. Clothing sellers are alarmed that this decrease in sales and blame a spelling error on online websites for the disaster. They point to news stories and postings to a wide range of right-leaning websites about "Muslin Garb." Sandra Lovegood, spokesperson for the Muslin Clothing Association of America, said, "I wish people would learn to, like, spell and stuff. This is bad, and we don't know what to do. We're afraid that, like, linsey-woolsey is next to disappear from the market. We're trying to, like, get the word out, but people keep making the same, like, mistake, you know."

The future for Muslin looks bleak, however, with Muslin futures uncertain. More, as details come in, on our website:

http://www.muslingarbnews.org

[Poll_Blind]

1. This is a False Flag op. to distract from the Seersucker Conspiracy. n/t

PB

[MineralMan]

2. More of a flax straw man, I think.

Can linen be far behind?

[HughMoran]

3. Couldn't find a real website for the link?

Here's a good one.

http://isbarackobamamuslin.com/

[MineralMan]

5. Do you mean to tell me that I've been duped by the

Muslin cartel? They assured me that link was live.

[MineralMan]

10. Ha! I see you pulled my usual trick with links.

:hug:

[HughMoran]

17. Lol - I did

Geez, I edited it within seconds - what do you do - circle over your threads like a hawk - hitting the refresh key every 2 seconds? :rofl:

[GSLevel9]

4. just rename the material then...

[MineralMan]

7. Ah. There you go. What could they call it?

I know: Tea Bag Designs. How does that sound?

[Bozita]

6. Terrific thread!

[wtmusic]

8. The security guard industry has also been hit harb.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=389&topic_id=9399379#9399548

[MineralMan]

9. Especially for Muslin guards, I hear.

There it is. Disorder and confusion everywhere.

[MineralMan]

11. Sample Photos of Muslin Apparel

[Hekate]

12. Shocking how women are expected to cover every inch of their bodies!

[MineralMan]

13. Modesty is comely in a woman, doncha know?

See?

[MineralMan]

15. Muslin garb is not just for women, either.

There are many muslin articles of clothing for men, too, like this handsome shirt:

[snooper2]

14. Sandra Lovegood needs to learn how to speak.

Seriously, is she LIKE, 12 , or LIKE, past a tween and still feeling it? :rofl:

LIKE really, you LIKE need to LIKE buy our stuff LIKE now!

[MineralMan]

16. Well, you know, public relations folks seem to get younger

every year. But, don't tell anyone: (Sandra's 37, but she's always looked young. I think she's affecting that Valley Girl thing.)

[blondeatlast]

18. Don't you mean p-u-m-m-e-l?

Like, the muslins are pummeling, and all?

[classysassy]

19. No he used the proper adj.

[classysassy]

20. or was that an action verb?

[MineralMan]

23. Of course not. I have an advanced degree in English.

Sales plummet.
Markets plummet.
Airplanes plummet.
Ashes, Ashes,
All Fall Down!

So there! :rofl:

[treestar]

21. It's because of the Commie Muslin, Barack Obama

the Kenyan who pretends to be President? :rofl:

[MineralMan]

22. I'm not sure. That could play a role, too.

It's just a pity that such a nice fabric is ruined by rumor and innuendo. Don't you agree.

Bring Muslin Back To America!

End Muslin Bashing Now!

It's a new cause...