Mortos
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Tue Nov-02-10 09:48 PM
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Witty comebacks to gloating republican friends, family and co-workers |
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Repub: Hey, you got your ass kicked in the elections last night. How's that hopey changey thing working for ya?
Democrat: Yeah, now the republicans will have to actually do something and take some responsibility for fixing the problems. Good luck.
Democrat: Yeah but we still control the Senate and the Presidency. 2 out of 3 is still a majority, isn't it?
Democrat: Fuck you and your motherfucking republicants you piece of shit.
Democrat: Congratulations on your average mid term wins.
Democrat: Hmmm, how do you think they will reduce the deficit and cut taxes...specifically?
Democrat: Wow! That's awesome. They did such a great job the last time they controlled the House...oh, wait a minute...
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Tue Nov-02-10 09:52 PM
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1. Wonderful....living in repuke land I will use these....all of them! nt |
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Tue Nov-02-10 09:53 PM
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2. i'm going to have to print |
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Tue Nov-02-10 09:58 PM
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I guess lying, stealing, cheating and murdering does pay off. Short term.
Your lords and masters spent their money well.
The difference is that after an ass-kicking, I can turn around and kick you in the balls. Oh, sorry, you already cut yours off.
I'd rather get my ass-kicked once - lesson learned - than spend my life as an ass-licker like you. For Republicans, green is the new brown. Or is it the other way around?
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Ian David
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Tue Nov-02-10 10:05 PM
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4. "Republican Friend" is an oxymoron. n/t |
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Tue Nov-02-10 11:41 PM
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5. No, they are pretty much just regular morons. |
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Tue Nov-02-10 11:44 PM
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6. A minor revision to Reply #1 |
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Yeah, well now the republicans will have to actually do something and take some responsibility for fixing the problems THAT THEY FUCKING CREATED IN THE FIRST PLACE. Good luck.
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