In honor of our soon to be Speaker of the House I made a new smilie

[csziggy]

Use it with pride. :puke:

ETA - New improved version:

[w8liftinglady]

1. LOL..I think that is an insult to decent penises everywhere

[blondeatlast]

2. +1. nt

[csziggy]

4. I just realized - it's pointed the wrong way

Well, that is "stage left" so it really is pointing to it's own right. Maybe I shoulda put a kink in it?

[L0oniX]

5. Indeed ...it should have been limp and protruding off his chin.

[csziggy]

8. Here you go!

You're right - that is an improvement!

[gateley]

3. His penis hasn't pointed in that direction for years. nt

[csziggy]

6. See my above post, but I can flip it. To bad we can't flip him!

[gateley]

7. I meant UP! :-) nt

[csziggy]

9. Here is the "new & improved" version.

[Stardust]

10. Perfect! The only time I've smiled tonight.

[Contrary1]

11. Needs to be more orange...

Maybe add a few tears. Otherwise, it's perfect.

[csziggy]

13. It's as orange as I could shift the colors quickly

The only way to make it more orange would be to paint it pixel by pixel and it's been too long a day. The original I started with was very pink.

[gateley]

20. Ha! You're still giving him too much credit - but I like it! nt

[SoCalDem]

12. Or these?..less "rude"

well this one's a bit rude:)

[csziggy]

16. The Cheeto one is pretty good, but I'm afraid it would suffer if sized down

For a smilie,

As for being rude, this is pretty much the image I have of the jerk. And that is the most polite word I can come up with for him right now.

[nolabear]

14. "Spanker of the House" might be more appropriate.

[deaniac21]

15. Will Nancy retire?

[csziggy]

19. She could still be Minority Leader, but I don't know the rules.

ETA - Or is it Minority Whip?

[BlueIris]

17. Pleeeaaaase tell me that's going to be an official smilie.

PLEASE. Skinner, you have to. Srsly.

[csziggy]

18. Just copy the link and use it whenever

It's on my web space and I should have enough bandwidth to cover the use here.

But if Skinner wants to make it official, all the better.

[GeorgeGist]

21. You forgot the lush mouth ...

slammin' a whiskey.

[csziggy]

22. Yeah, but I think I got the bleary blue eyes about right.