*** Monica Goodling Thread #15 *** I'm feeling more uncomfortable than how Gonzo made me feel!

[helderheid]

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[IChing]

1. I think we see some powder beginning to smoke.

[IChing]

4. Point of order freaking republicans are freaking out.

[malaise]

2. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Monica is terrified - she sang!

[displacedtexan]

16. Her cheeks are crimson!

[Gregorian]

3. Republicans out of order, trying to give Goodling council.

[Norquist Nemesis]

5. ahahahahahaha!!! Lundgren gets a pie in the face!

:rofl:

[ShortnFiery]

12. DAVIS ROCKS!!!

:yourock: Given TWO more minutes by Shultz. Thank you. :-)

[Mist]

6. Davis: Would it be a good idea for someone to correct their testimony? Monica: I'd

have to consult w/my lawyer to answer that. He was feeding her a simple question, kinda like Kittens are cute, aren't they? She doesn't need to consult with her damn lawyer for that!

[Hubert Flottz]

7. The fishing trip is starting to catch some goodies now!

[Hand]

21. ...

[Hubert Flottz]

55. Fishing for the GONEZO Whoppers!

For the Halibut!

[Gregorian]

8. Everyone is yielding their time to Davis! Yeah!

[FogerRox]

15. DAvis is on to something, maybe?

[IChing]

17. The professional rules and responsibilities of an attorney

by your oath........let davis speak he is on something.

[npincus]

9. I yield my time, too!

[BuyingThyme]

10. Okay, now. On a scale of 1 to 10, how is this thing going now?

For the rats please.

[Richard Steele]

Davis went from zero to 9.5 in about 5 seconds.

Now she's "not an expert" enough to understand the rules of her job-
MAN, he's got her squirming!!!!

[BuyingThyme]

52. Wow, 9.5! This Monica gets to fuck the president on national TV.

The first Monica must feel like an amateur.

[Richard Steele]

90. Bwahaha!

As someone said in another thread:
"The last Monica witnessed sucking; this one sucks as a witness."

EDIT for CREDIT where due- it was "shain from kane":
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=947988&mesg_id=948207

[Gregorian]

33. Not a ten. She's getting her lying "legs' back.

Davis is trying to find out if she knows about illegal contacts to the USA's.

I know that is totally inaccurate. But it's a partial answer.

He just mentioned Inglesia's name. He's going somewhere with this line of questioning.

[BuyingThyme]

65. Yes, why not just ask about illegal stuff.

It seems like a good strategy.

[rodeodance]

69. and he mention Uncle Pete which the repugs did not like.

[BuyingThyme]

87. What'd she say?

[Botany]

11. as per # 97 on the previous thread

I YEILD MY TIME TO MR. DAVIS.

Hot Damn

I loves me some Davis.

[HeeBGBz]

13. I love everyone giving Davis more time

This is too cool.

[LSK]

would it be appropriate for a Senator to call a USA for specifics on a case?

[spanone]

14. More time for DAVIS!!!!!!

[npincus]

18. he's a STAR

[WinkyDink]

19. He is AWESOME! THIS is how you interrogate, Baby!

[FogerRox]

23. Again yeilded to Davis

For what the 3rd time?

[chimpymustgo]

20. Helderheid, your titles are KILLING!!

:applause:

[tishaLA]

22. Great thread title!

[Botany]

24. Davis in '08

Now there is what this country needs a spine and a brain.

[firefox_fan]

28. Damn, that's so true!

[Enrique]

25. was that a horse neighing?

or am I hearing things.

[spanone]

30. That was a republican in prayer.

[Gregorian]

63. They've included canned laugh tracks in the Congressional hearings.

[npincus]

26. hA HA... Davis spoke the name: Sen. Domenici

[firefox_fan]

34. No remember. Sorry.

[nadinbrzezinski]

27. Damn no CSPAN 3 here

[WilliamPitt]

31. Here

http://www.cspan.org/watch/cs_cspan3_rm.asp?Cat=TV&Code=CS3

[rodeodance]

32. monica is out of her league

[L. Coyote]

29. RECOMMEND THIS THREAD NOW!!!

[displacedtexan]

37. Done.

[rodeodance]

38. ok

[Richard Steele]

47. No way.

HA- made you look! Of course I rec'd it.

Best thread of the hearing so far- Davis kicked some lying blonde butt!

[Mist]

35. Davis' line of questioning re: Senators or Reps calling a US atty's office to give

advice or seek info on a case. Davis to Goodling: would that be appropriate? Goodling: That's not my area of expertise. Hunh? doesn't everyone, lawyer or not, know that's wrong? Davis exposes Goodling as being no lawyer.

[ShortnFiery]

45. I'm curious, Did Monica Goodling PASS her Bar Exam? n/t

[firefox_fan]

48. She cheated to get her degree, I suspect.

[CabalPowered]

36. Bwahaha!

"You participated in the briefing."

Read: I know you're lying to me...

[CottonBear]

39. "I'm not an expert in this area." "Do you remember the date of the call?"

She actually asked the Rep. for the date of a phone call and he smacked her down saying you were there, you tell me.

"I can't remember the time sequence."

(Re: Q regarding Domenici's call to the US Atty.)

arghhhh!!!! :banghead:

[rodeodance]

46. good move on her part to play dumb

[LSK]

40. no more GOP congressman to ask questions?

[spanone]

50. Let's hope not.

[RufusTFirefly]

71. There 6 more Dems than Rethugs on this committee n/t

[Jack Rabbit]

You mean a GOP Congressman asked a question?

I thought all they do is say "Thank you" to Ms. Goodling and talking about how the clean, honest Bush regime is a waste of taxpayers' money or read irrelevant crap about Murtha into the record.

[npincus]

41. Domenici's call to Iglesias "was brought up in he AG's office"

[november3rd]

42. She's tired

She'll tell them anything now. Davis flattened her.

[rodeodance]

Get her while she is down (this is blood time)

[firefox_fan]

70. yes... Frontal lobe gone. Difficult to lie now.

[Gregorian]

43. HAMMER TIME!

Carry on.

[FogerRox]

64. DAvis aint no pussycat

[Gregorian]

111. It's the interrogation Democat

[budkin]

44. Oh No, the MUSLIM!!!

[IChing]

51. Oh, Jesus....help us all.......

:) he's doing a good job.

[jean]

132. self delete

[msanthrope]

49. Artur Davis just punked Monica but good.....n/t

[ShortnFiery]

56. Damn, the fact a person was "a liberal" was A FACTOR in NOT hiring them. n/t

[Hepburn]

76. No shit!

She suddenly felt that her back was damp ~~ actually wet ~~ and when she checked, there were 10,000 stiletto cuts...all marked with the initials A.D. and she was bleeding to death.

ARTHUR DAVIS FREAKING ROCKED TODAY!!!!!!!

[LSK]

53. I didnt hear she was a Democrat, I heard she was a liberal

:wtf:

[Norquist Nemesis]

60. Laughing from the gallery.n/t

[Manifestor_of_Light]

54. She flunked Ethics in Law School.

[quiet.american]

57. I've just been able to tune in -- geez, she has the voice of a ten-year-old! n/t

[Mist]

58. Is that a mike fuck-up, or did someone blow their nose really LOUDLY? nt

[CottonBear]

67. I keep hearing snorting and coughing and grunting. n/t

[CottonBear]

59. Did you know she was a Democrat?" "No. I knew she was a liberal."

Raucus crowd noise ensued.... :wow:

[displacedtexan]

61. What's that damned raspberry sound in the microphone?

Repubes or just a C-Span sound problem?

[spanone]

62. Who the f*ck keeps snorting in their microphones?????

[ShortnFiery]

74. ROTFLMAO, yes, true SNORTING in the microphone. Too immature = hopelessly Republican. n/t

[LiberalFighter]

75. Bet it's a scumbag Republican

[Norquist Nemesis]

77. My guess is Lundgren; he's just leaving it in the "on" position now. n/t

[budkin]

66. What's that buzzing??

[IChing]

68. What the hell is that grunting human noise and the buzzer noise?

[spanone]

73. I suspect that asshole Lungren.

[npincus]

78. soon he'll be farting on it

[ShortnFiery]

93. It's so childish and sounds just like a mega-drippy fart.

:rofl:

[IChing]

89. There we go again....."I have authority to control my questions".......

repubugs are being asswipes.

[FogerRox]

86. Someone has indigestion

[amitten]

103. Satan has been alerted. One of his minions is in trouble! n/t

[Norquist Nemesis]

72. Lundgren just keeps his mic on now; scraping sounds are Lundren

getting ready to interrupt with the first thing that comes to mind.

[chimpymustgo]

91. Ellison doing a good job also. Up in her face.

Jesus - Lungren snorting!

[Patsy Stone]

79. Who is sucking down a milkshake through a straw?

What is that annoying noise?

[Botany]

80. The Muslim is thumping her.

[mod mom]

81. Damn, I leave to pick up the kids and miss fireworks!

[bleever]

129. That'll teach you!

:rofl:

[november3rd]

82. Ellison is kicking her from one side of the room to the other

The repugs are in meltdown.

Now they are restoring Ellison time.

[tishaLA]

83. Those dear darling pubbies are getting very annoyed

my heart is bleeding for them.

maybe we should cut the mikes in the spirit of Sensenbrenner.

[Mist]

84. Rethugs starting w/interruptions again--Monica needs to give her complete answer! So she

can run out the clock presumably. Ellison said she doesn't have to, he got what he wanted.

[LiberalFighter]

I wish the hell we had the ability to pan the room to see who causes disruptions

[L. Coyote]

85. Here we go again, distraction tactics when we get a fish on the shore

Miss Goodling, because of the shortnes of the time..." Point well taken, she has been eating up the time with extraneous carp fishing.

[budkin]

88. This is democracy baby!!!!

[VP505]

92. A**wipe Lundgren

keep making a complete fool out of himself.

[L. Coyote]

102. Perhaps we are seeing new fish self-identifying. They are "coming out" of the Lake,

to use an Iran-Contra pun! (Lake Resources, for the uninformed youths.)

[Stinky The Clown]

94. Go Keith, Go!

(Watching that fuck Lundgren ..... what an asshole.)

[mzmolly]

123. He was great.

:toast: to Mr. Ellison!

[npincus]

95. someone's fucking with my monitor (hacker???)

[LSK]

104. someone said that?

[npincus]

119. no- the webpage was moving up and down by itself... kept doing

it over and over again, lik soemon else was doing it. It stopped after I posted the above.

[dogday]

96. OMG They are prepping them to be the President

is that what I just heard?

[CottonBear]

I don't know if she meant POTUS or that * would nominate them for a position. n/t

[Sapere aude]

106. They wanted someone who could run for president, yes.

Seems like they had a theocracy in mind to me.

[november3rd]

108. Pres. or the US Attorneys

that's all, but sufficiently damning. I expect she'll be requested to return for another day of questioning.

[malaise]

113. I was wondering president of what?

She's on MSNBC right now.

[Hand]

118. No...

What she meant (I think) is that they were putting in these interim appointments in part because the appointees would also later be nominated BY the President (Chimpy McCokespoon, that is) for permanent appointments.

Man--Ellison was ON FIRE about Poulos! I'm so glad to see this one brought up! :applause:

[Mist]

97. Short recess for a House vote, then more grilling of Monica. nt

[dogday]

101. I'd say Davis cooked her ass

pretty good.... She has admitted a few things now...

[CottonBear]

98. Recess until second round of questioning. The Republics are fuming and running scared. n/t

[Mist]

107. I wonder if one of the Rethugs will try the "fake heart attack" ploy. nt

[quiet.american]

130. Okay, you got me - lol! n/t

[firefox_fan]

110. It's like wathing boxing...

At least the last 30 minutes.

[LiberalFighter]

121. If they are going to fume someone should shove a firecracker up theirs and light it

[CottonBear]

131. LOL! WOuldn't you love to hear what they are saying in private right now. n/t

[LSK]

99. break for votes

[blogslut]

100. Vote recess

And then they're coming back!!!

Round two has been fun :)

[HeeBGBz]

112. Damn, I gotta go to work soon

I'm gonna miss more good stuff.

[ShortnFiery]

116. Yes Siree! A couple of Dems have really backed Motor Mouth into the corner.

She's all flustered ... maybe she'll break down and cry in round 3? If so, the Republican Representatives will threaten to kick the mean old Democrats' butts.

It was DAMN ARTWORK !!!

[ShortnFiery]

117. Dupe

[firefox_fan]

126. I'm wondering is she's really a good christian...

If so, playing the "honesty" card over and over might get her to crack.

[helderheid]

105. Thread 16

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x951323

[pberq]

recess for votes - 2nd round of questioning coming up

[A wise Man]

109. This ass hole Lundgren

wouldn't just like to jump up and slap this bastard at least once. Shut the F__K UP.

[Hubert Flottz]

114. Stop badgering the witless!

She crumbled! I loved it!

[displacedtexan]

120. Whew! I need a cigarette after that!

[Hubert Flottz]

124. Her lawyer looks like he could use a whole pack!

This is NICE!

[nini]

125. LOL

:thumbsup:

[Marrah_G]

115. I'd be running scared if I were her. Not from the Dems but from the administration

Her career is going in the toilet. Perhaps she ought to have chosen to hook her wagon to a less corrupt horse.

[Hand]

122. Meh...

:nopity:

[Maraya1969]

127. Who was that jackass blowing smoke at her? He spent his whole time telling

her how wonderful she was.

[eleny]

128. I suppose Domenici is on a Maalox drip by now