Al Gore is Fat!

[edhopper]

I know he won the popular vote for President ,has written 3 bestsellers, and led the efforts against Global Warming.
But the important thing about Al Gore if we look at the MSM is that he is fat.

[april]

And ? what your point?

[William769]

You don't see the point?

[Bluebear]

14. It will dawn on you.

:hi:

[pepperbear]

29. I am not the sharpest kinife in the drawer, but I got it right away. n/t

[DS1]

1. and if got into fighting shape, they'd switch back to him 'inventing the internet'

either way, it'll be something

might as well stay heavy and let them look like idiots focusing on that

[n2doc]

10. Or.."He's losing his hair!" or "He has a messy office!"

Sarcasm can be lost on some readers......

[peace frog]

2. How is that "the important thing" about Al Gore?

[GreenPartyVoter]

4. You'd have to address that to the corporate media

[peace frog]

15. 'Nuff said

"War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery..."

[Cronus Protagonist]

7. Campaign horse-race pundits think he'll skinny up for the cameras if he's going to run

Hence, if he's fat, he's not going to run... you know, like a racehorse.

[peace frog]

He's reportedly on a diet

and should be about the right weight to file in October. But he'll still be "fat". Of course.

[BlueJazz]

18. it's Satire

[peace frog]

21. *Gasp*

Shut up! ;)

[BlooInBloo]

22. DUers: sharp as ping-pong balls.

[peace frog]

24. And the rest

can't carry a tune in a bucket.

[piesRsquare]

25. LOL!

:rofl:

[karlrschneider]

45. I can calibrate your sarcasmometer for $10

just send it to me. :D

[MissB]

3. And John Edwards gets expensive hair cuts.

[AlCzervik]

5. there was a thread in GDP last night on that very subject, it didn't turn out so well for the Subby

because the Subby was "Concerned".

[Iris]

11. sorry I missed it. n/t

[AlCzervik]

16. it was pretty hilarious, the thread was "concerned" he might keel over in office

and "then what would we do!!???1" Swear to gawd.

[Iris]

19. but I bet he wasn't concerned at all that our current president is brain dead.

am I right?

[AlCzervik]

20. oh no but after the initial post and about 50 replies subby came back to clarify---

"Oh he's a great guy and all" Sshhhhhhyaright.

[nam78_two]

58. Ah that makes sense

I was wondering if people had taken stupid pills or were being intentionally dense for some reason. I didn't realize that this was "concern" ;).

[MissB]

6. And Hillary Clinton is a woman!

[Atman]

8. My god! I didn't realize!

I'll never vote for him now! Thanks for pointing that out.

Whew...that was close...almost backed an educated statesman until the Superficiality Police straightened me out.

.

[MissB]

9. And Obama is black, plus his middle name is Hussein!

And... who gives a flying fuck?

[IndyOp]

30. He's black?! Oh, no. I had high hopes for him.

His picture will get out into the public sooner or later and that'll be the end of him.

Too bad, we could use a Harvard-educated scholar of Constitutional Law...

:shrug:

I've heard he is skinny, too! :eyes:


:sarcasm:

[treestar]

55. He smokes and he was educated in a madrassa!

:scared:

This is hugh!!!! I'm series!!!!!111111

:rofl:

[nam78_two]

12. Anything more intellectually taxing than someone's appearance

over-burdens their tiny little brains...

[rubberducky]

13. And I`m ugly! Your point is???

:crazy:

[etherealtruth]

26. The MSM will hone in on every perceived fault of his

Rather than focus on the man, his accomplishments or his message

[etherealtruth]

17. Chunky but hunky

... I know what you mean ... leave it to the MSM to focus on a (perceived) flaw instead of the man and his message

[90-percent]

27. also

He's friends with the Zappa family and likes and respects Frank Zappa's music!

-85% jimmy

[etherealtruth]

28. always a plus

:toast:

[ReadTomPaine]

51. Yep. I'll take 'chunky' over 'monkey' any day. n/t

[AndyTiedye]

23. Gore Has Been Able to Get His Message Out In Spite of the Media

The Repiglican Media doesn't like it, but they can't muzzle Gore.
He doesn't need their "News" to get his message out.

The next Democrat to be elected President will either be Al Gore
or someone who has learned this lesson from Al Gore.

[My Good Babushka]

31. I think that just means

that there's more of him to love.

[firefox_fan]

And Pelosi has wrinkles!

[HysteryDiagnosis]

32. Another source of global warming..... pity. n't

[durrrty libby]

33. It is sad and amusing that people don't get it

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[wildhorses]

34. no, he's not. he's phat!!

:P

[emilyg]

35. he might have

a medical condition we don't know about.

[doc03]

36. So what, I am kind of fat too! When he ran in 2000

he was in great shape, I remember W's mommy saying she thought he was going to punch the punk W in their debate. Then he was a bully, the Dem can't win with the MSM no matter what they will find something wrong. But W turns Tweety on, he thinks he is a hunk.

[MistressOverdone]

37. Al Gore can sit his fat self

on my bed and eat crackers any time he wants.

I don't think he's fat. He's a big, masculine man. I've met him and he is an imposing figure. Kind of like Jordin Sparks next to Ryan Seacrest.

[peace frog]

38. Wish I could find that photo

of Al jogging back in 2000 - was in Rolling Stone magazine. Big Al was packin' in those little running shorts, honey. No wonder Tipper's always got a shit-eatin' grin on her face.

[MistressOverdone]

39. I'm not prone to celebrity worship or anything like that

but he made the other men in the room shrink in size and brainpower.

Tipper is a lucky woman.

[Cameron27]

42. Holy shit!

:spray:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

40. Al Gore is one of the sexiest men in this country. Yummmmmm. :) eom

[HeeBGBz]

41. He looks great to me

Who wants a fucking anorexic president anyway?

[Lisa]

44. or a president who is just a fat-head ...

That's not working so well! Al would be a definite improvement -- regardless of BMI, facial hair, etc.

[terisan]

43. "Let me have men about me that are fat" nt

[librechik]

46. you forgot "BREAKING!!"

now can they get over it?

[Generator]

47. Worse than that

when he had a chance to pick a VP, it was Lieberman. Never a PEEP about that piss poor judgement on DU. Always, always the nostalgia for Gore, like we can magically go back to the year 2000. Not only has that ship sailed, it's sunk. He is no hero, he's not going to save us, and when asked if Bush is really that bad, of course he backs down. The only reason he has any courage at all is because he's out of office. Clearly being in office means you sell America to the highest bidder and won't dare name the fascism. I've had it with hero worship. I've always wondered who these people are on DU, the obsession with one candidate, the absolute love that no matter WHAT they do, they are their knight in shinning armor. He's just a man, and he is not going to save America.

[MrPrax]

50. But But --

You gotta admit -- he's not nearly as boring as he was.

Whatever consultant was able to flick him out of robot mode, should get a Congressional Medal of Honor.

[melody]

48. LMAO! Actually, he looks like he's lost a lot of weight, so their arguments fall flat n/t

[Jamastiene]

49. And you are shallow. The difference is...

He can diet.

[nam78_two]

52. Reminder to self: always use the sarcasm emoticon on here

Though I hate its dripping redness...

[kenny blankenship]

53. WHoopdeedoo. Bush is covered in the blood of a million innocents.

[treestar]

54. Well, Bush looks like a Chimp

And none of the repuke candidates are as handsome as Al by a long shot.

Newtie has one of the homliest faces there is!

[Cha]

56. Still(and call me banal)..I wish

he would lay off the Shoney's and the rubber chicken and get himself a life coach. I want him around for a long ol' time!~

[KamaAina]

57. And Bush** is a dunce

but at least Gore could go on a diet. :P