This just in: Damage Control at 11 AM

[petepillow]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18842494/

It's all damage control these days...

[Fire Walk With Me]

1. Seems to me that it's all just different ways he says "Fuck You", over and over.

Listen closely for the "Fuck You, America". It should be fairly clear, and constant.

[Newsjock]

2. Your media at work

I'm sure one of the Fair and Balanced reporters at the press conference will ask, "Mr. President, how is your faith guiding you through this troubled time when the Democrat Party is trying to hurt our troops?"

[Mika]

4. Oh yes. And..

.. "how are you and Laura holding up under the stress of the war on terror?"

[Botany]

3. Time to move the Deck Chairs on the Titanic again

Oh please Dear Great Spirt who is male/female and lives on clouds
and to whom people pray ..... please let bush go full bore nutz @
this presser. Monkey poo flinging, facial tics, and waiting for the transmitter
in his ear to give him his answers crazy.

[NightWatcher]

5. damage control nothing

he's gonna gloat and do a dance while he celebrates the spinlessness of the dems. Then he's gonna declare Bob Barker's quitting the Price is Right as an emergency and declare himmself emperor.

[petepillow]

6. I knew there was a reason I wanted Barker to stay. n/t

[Javaman]

7. a snipet from morons* 11am speech...

Funding unwanted causes, killed yours & our unique America!