grahamhgreen
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat Nov-20-10 12:25 PM
Original message |
What can I paint my skin with that would leave a message readable by TSA's full body scanners? |
|
My friend suggested zinc oxide.....
I think it would be great fun.
And what should the message be?
"You are violating my fourth amendment rights"?
"For a good time call..."?
|
LiberalEsto
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat Nov-20-10 12:27 PM
Response to Original message |
HysteryDiagnosis
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat Nov-20-10 12:29 PM
Response to Original message |
2. I'm thinking a rather large sex toy stuffed in one's pants might make |
|
them think twice about going there.
|
DBoon
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat Nov-20-10 01:45 PM
Response to Reply #2 |
17. a cucumber wrapped in foil? |
KansDem
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat Nov-20-10 12:32 PM
Response to Original message |
3. How about, "Was it good for you, too? |
Dreamer Tatum
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat Nov-20-10 12:34 PM
Response to Original message |
4. Just shit your pants. nt |
-..__...
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat Nov-20-10 12:37 PM
Response to Original message |
5. Rustoleum Magnaetic paint, perhaps? |
Poboy
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat Nov-20-10 12:38 PM
Response to Original message |
6. FRONT- "Like what you're looking at?" |
|
BACK-"take a picture it might last longer"
others-
"Special $7.99 /Lb."
Barcode symbol
"You can't beat my meat"
|
hlthe2b
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat Nov-20-10 01:12 PM
Response to Reply #6 |
11. Like what you see? Call 555-1212 |
flor-de-jasmim
(260 posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat Nov-20-10 12:46 PM
Response to Original message |
7. "We've got to stop meeting like this!" |
lpbk2713
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat Nov-20-10 12:53 PM
Response to Original message |
8. Maybe paint the outline of an extended middle finger? |
toddwv
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat Nov-20-10 12:54 PM
Response to Original message |
9. Wrap your penis in tin foil. |
|
That should provide an interesting image as well as a clear statement of "Don't touch my junk, bro!!!" for them. Careful though, you'd probably make national news and then your tin-foiled junk would be all over the internet if not the national airwaves...
|
grahamhgreen
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat Nov-20-10 03:13 PM
Response to Reply #9 |
21. I'll tell them I did it to protect my package from the radiation! |
CrispyQ
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat Nov-20-10 12:56 PM
Response to Original message |
donco
(717 posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat Nov-20-10 01:27 PM
Response to Original message |
|
followed by a couple of question marks.
|
sally cat
(544 posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat Nov-20-10 01:28 PM
Response to Original message |
elehhhhna
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat Nov-20-10 01:37 PM
Response to Original message |
14. lead would work well. |
rucky
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat Nov-20-10 01:41 PM
Response to Original message |
15. "Sex Bomb" (with an arrow pointing down to your junk) |
ZombieHorde
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat Nov-20-10 01:42 PM
Response to Original message |
16. Cover yourself with live spiders. nt |
Warpy
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat Nov-20-10 02:00 PM
Response to Reply #16 |
|
but artists' paints made with heavy metals pigments (lead white, cadmium yellow and red) would likely show up very nicely. They can be absorbed through the skin, though, so it's probably a good idea to protect your skin with plastic wrap and just Scotch tape the plastic with message on before the flight.
|
PJPhreak
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat Nov-20-10 02:07 PM
Response to Original message |
19. One of the best lines from the movie "Cars".... |
|
"Get a good look there,City Boy?"
|
Poboy
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat Nov-20-10 02:28 PM
Response to Original message |
20. "CAUTION: IRRADIATED CHICKEN" |
|
That works on a few levels.
|
Duer 157099
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat Nov-20-10 03:20 PM
Response to Original message |
22. "If you can read this..." |
|
(followed by whatever you like, "Fuck you" or "thanks for violating my privacy" etc)
|
grahamhgreen
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat Nov-20-10 03:33 PM
Response to Reply #22 |
25. With the FU written in really tiny letters! |
jillan
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat Nov-20-10 03:23 PM
Response to Original message |
23. "I fantasize about TSA scanners touching me" Just use lipstick - there are lipsticks that |
|
Edited on Sat Nov-20-10 03:24 PM by jillan
are called Lip Stains here - http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/183-5771509-6064122?asin=B001Q4ZJVO&AFID=Froogle_df&LNM=|B001Q4ZJVO&CPNG=&ci_src=14110944&ci_sku=B001Q4ZJVO&ref=tgt_adv_XSG10001 That way it will wash off later ;) Edit - or use waterproof eye pencil. A dab of olive oil will take it off when you are ready.
|
cbdo2007
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat Nov-20-10 03:27 PM
Response to Original message |
sally cat
(544 posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat Nov-20-10 03:42 PM
Response to Reply #24 |
26. Toxic, unavailable. Iodine is used in x-ray contrast materials. The tincture should do it. |
felix_numinous
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat Nov-20-10 06:31 PM
Response to Reply #26 |
27. Iodine contrast material |
|
is different than iodine tincture. I think something like gold paint (gold magic marker) might work, or metallic fingernail polish?
|
grahamhgreen
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat Nov-20-10 07:52 PM
Response to Reply #27 |
28. What about the zinc oxide (basically sunbloc) |
sally cat
(544 posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat Nov-20-10 08:11 PM
Response to Reply #28 |
29. Seems like that would work. Zinc should contrast with the x-rays. |
grahamhgreen
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat Nov-20-10 08:20 PM
Response to Reply #29 |
30. this should be fun - flying next weekend.... |
felix_numinous
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat Nov-20-10 09:37 PM
Response to Reply #28 |
31. I wonder if zinc oxide |
|
Edited on Sat Nov-20-10 09:39 PM by felix_numinous
would show up too blurry. But I'm telling you gold has a higher atomic number, you can get a gold leaf magic marker at Micheal's, you could write on your under clothes. Hey be careful out there :)
|
jmowreader
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat Nov-20-10 10:04 PM
Response to Original message |
|
You might just find your wise little ass in a TSA holding cell, thinking about how much you hate fascism as the Only Government Employees Teabaggers Like are busy checking the toes of your sox for explosives residues, Bartcop bumper stickers and Cuban cigars.
|
Poboy
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sun Nov-21-10 04:05 PM
Response to Original message |
DU
AdBot (1000+ posts) |
Sat May 04th 2024, 08:35 PM
Response to Original message |