Never rob a doughnut shop while intoxicated

[marmar]

Drunk stabs himself in doughnut-shop holdup
Last Updated: Thursday, November 18, 2010 | 10:14 AM PT

CBC News


A drunk who tried to rob a Vancouver doughnut shop managed to stab himself with his knife instead, police are reporting.

Police were called to a Duffin's Donuts store around 2 a.m. PT, and found a heavily intoxicated 22-year-old man slumped on the floor, with a butcher knife.

The officers noticed a stab wound in his abdomen, and concluded that he must have fallen on the knife, Const. Jana McGuinness stated Thursday morning.

After a quick trip to hospital the man was transferred to jail and is facing a robbery charge.


http://www.cbc.ca/canada/british-columbia/story/2010/11/18/bc-drunk-donut-stabbing.html#ixzz161k3ey4j

[msanthrope]

1. The story forgets to mention that the cops were called from the parking lot of the Duffin Donuts....

;-)

[marmar]

2. LOL

nt

[Javaman]

3. "I'm stabbing myself in the stomach, because it's faster to put the donuts in here...

than it is to eat them".

[marmar]

4. And probably better for your health.....

:P

[hobbit709]

5. Right up there with the fool that tried to rob a donut shop at 3 AM

Walked in past the two parked cars by the entrance, pulled a knife on the cashier and demanded money. there were three patrons in the place-all uniformed cops and the two cars were MARKED patrol cars.