Bird poops on Bush as he expresses confidence in Gonzales

[sabra]

ABC's Ann Compton reports: An outdoor news conference in perfect spring weather, with birds chirping loudly in the magnolia trees, is not without its hazards.

As President Bush took a question Thursday in the White House Rose Garden about scandals involving his Attorney General, he remarked, "I've got confidence in Al Gonzales doin' the job."

Simultaneously, a sparrow flew overhead and left a splash on the President's sleeve, which Bush tried several times to wipe off.

No word on whether the on-the-sleeve incident can be succesfully cleaned in the White House spin cycle.

Video here: http://abcnews.go.com/Video/playerIndex?id=3209176

[HeeBGBz]

1. Is the bird at Gitmo now?

Or did they shoot it out of the sky?

[Kadie]

3. They brought out cheney. n/t

[helderheid]

4. beat me to it!

:rofl:

[HeeBGBz]

9. I bet that made the crowd scatter. n/t

[rfranklin]

34. The bird was making an on-the-cuff remark...

plop!

[MotorCityMan]

40. Actually, God was weighing in with His/Her opinion of * Co.

Hopefully next time He/She will use a lightening bolt, or open a pit in the earth leading to the darkest, fiery reaches of hell...

[Squatch]

2. Later this year...

[EnviroBat]

5. Cheney grabbed it, and chewed its head off... n/t

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

6. It was attempting a brain transplant.

[trotsky]

12. Chimpy would have easily gained 20 IQ points in that exchange.

Too bad it didn't take!

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

15. Yeah, but his head would have exploded.

[lonestarnot]

7. Give that fucking bird the Medal of Honor!

[file83]

56. Nice shooting there, ace!

[wicket]

8. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

With all of the doom and gloom, this is the best news I've heard all day :D

[BurtWorm]

10. Thank you, bird!

You speak for all Americans!

:patriot:

[spanone]

11. The Dove Of Peace.....nice shot.

[Solly Mack]

13. LMAO

[EFerrari]

14. LOL!

:rofl:

[The Backlash Cometh]

16. Out, OUT, Damn spot!

[lies and propaganda]

17. this is so fantastic!

too bad people thing that it means good luck, i think it just mneans piece of shit.

[jtrockville]

18. Ah, if only the dems had as much courage... nt

[Hubert Flottz]

19. Shit Happens!

I'll bet that was Jerry Foulwill getting in his 2 cents!

Edit...Jerry came back as a democratic sparrow! There is a Gawd Afterall!

I hope it wasn't the Foo bird!

[progressoid]

20. an English sparrow, or an African sparrow?

[badgerpup]

50. I don't know...

YARRRRGHHHH!!!
splat

[Gregorian]

21. Bush is a shit magnet.

I knew it from the beginning.
But still, those 28% don't know. I guess that means they don't even have bird brains.

[burythehatchet]

22. oh, what I would pay to to be able to fly

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

23. Bet Ya 20 Bucks They Trace The Bird Back To Iran...

[moonlady0623]

24. It's not NICE to fool Mother Nature (nt)

[FVZA_Colonel]

25. Perhaps God, Mother Nature, or Whoever is running things

was trying to send him a message?

[politicasista]

26. Did it have Bird Flu? n/t

[Behind the Aegis]

27. One flew over the Commander Cuckoo-Bananas nest...and shat upon it!

[tandot]

28. It was definitely an act of terrorism from an Iranian sparrow

Bush will retaliate by nuking Iran to shreds.

[malaise]

29. Many French-creole Trinidadians

and other Trinis believe that it's real bad luck when a bird shits on you from above. I'll take any sign now - even the sparrow couldn't take the fucking lies anymore:D

[RevCheesehead]

30. No wonder Tweety looked so morbid after the presser.

He's probably on the watch-list;
OR:




















at the very least, on the no-fly list. :evilgrin:

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[wicket]

38. Hi Grovelbot!!!!

:D

[fishwax]

42. woohoo! Grovelbot!

I missed Grovelbot :D

[marmar]

31. AHAHAHAHAHA!

:rofl: That absolutely made my day. Bird craps on bird-brain! :spray:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

32. Well hell, if the people aren't going to do anything about him

...it's up to Nature to fight back.

[Javaman]

33. Why does that bird hate moron*? oh yeah, never mind...

:rofl:

[Dammit Ann]

37. Birds hate us for our freedom...

;-)

[DearAbby]

35. Insult to injury

the bird added more shit, on the bigger pile.

The bird shat on a piece of shit.

[in_cog_ni_to]

36. Even birds hate the rat bastard psycho. WTG, Ms. Sparrow!

:thumbsup: Ms. Sparrow for President!:bounce:

[lpbk2713]

39. Too bad the bird wasn't a condor.

Nice effort on the part of the sparrow anyhow.

[elvisbear]

41. If only cows could fly...

:evilgrin:

[BurtWorm]

43. Amen!

:toast:

[Breeze54]

44. Perfect!! lmao!

[timtom]

45. I hope he doesn't

I hope he doesn't get avian flu...

[MurrayDelph]

46. They're a day early

The White House news dump usually isn't until FRIDAY afternoon!

[MisterP]

47. Matthew 10:29-31!

[EVDebs]

59. Galatians 6 : 7-8 You reap what you sow ...

Galatians 6: 7-8: "Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap. For he that soweth to his flesh shall of the flesh reap corruption; but he that soweth to the Spirit shall of the Spirit reap life everlasting."

[Hubert Flottz]

48. I wish it had been a Robert C Byrd!

On x-lax magnums!

[eppur_se_muova]

49. Was it a foo bird? "If the foo shits, wear it." nt

[never_get_over_it]

51. Oh my god

thank you - I SO needed a good laugh - oh my god PRICELESS only thing better is if the bird had shit on his head and it ran down his stupid ugly face...........

[Blue_In_AK]

52. I couldn't believe

he wiped it off with his bare hand. Ewwwwww.....

[Bucky]

53. That sparrow speaks for me

Now we know why they had Cheney lurking in the shrubbery last time. He scares the birds away.

[Kat45]

54. When watching it, I heard the birds and said too bad one doesn't shit on him.

I didn't watch the whole thing and missed the bird's action, but boy did I laugh when I heard that he did! :rofl:

[Lugnut]

55. Smart bird

The bird knows a shithead when it sees one.

[mhatrw]

57. The bird was just reminding him that he said the same thing about

Brownie.

[elehhhhna]

58. The Universe has spoken.

SHIT ON YOU, George.