Wait until the ass bomber strikes.

[Capn Sunshine]

Messing with America? Shove enough plastique up your ass to blow a hole in an airliner, and then try it. Failure or success, the TSA screening will have a whole new dimension beyond getting frisked.

[Little Star]

1. That will be real shitty!

[pipi_k]

2. Mandatory enemas in the airport lounge n/t

[customerserviceguy]

3. Yep, we're one more goofy ass terrorist

trying to get his 72 virgins away from full cavity searches. And the boiled frogs will all go along, meekly.

[Toucano]

4. Then they'll surgically implant them.

You'll need an airport MRI to keep up.

[archiemo]

5. My 17-yr old daughter and I were just discussing that very scenario!

[Coventina]

6. I've already been on a plane with that guy.

:puke:

[Skittles]

7. they might have to train dogs to sniff crotches and asses

oh wait......

[Mz Pip]

8. Or the vagina bomber

Let's not be sexist about this.

[boppers]

11. Actually, both men and women have anuses.

So, an ass bomber is really about Equal Opportunity terrorism opportunities.

[L0oniX]

9. EAt a lot of beans before going to the airport ...then let it rip when they grope you.

[WorseBeforeBetter]

10. Problem solved.

[Capn Sunshine]

12. Awwww

That is so cute