A Little Christmas Story

[Kali]

When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce
toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the
Pre-Christmas pressure.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed
Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were
about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out,
Heaven knows where

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the
toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.

Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of
rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all
the cider and hidden the liquor.. In his frustration, he accidentally
dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces
all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice
had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door,
yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas
tree.

The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a
lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to
stick it?'

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas
tree.

Not a lot of people know this.

[panader0]

1. LOL

Hey Kali, that's a good one.

[Kali]

2. hey panaderO

:hi:

crazy weather huh? 15 last week and like almost 80 today! frozen pipes then shorts today

[costahawk1987]

3. Nice

:)

[Biker13]

4. Can't....

Stop...laughing.....!

Biker's Old Lady

[knowbody0]

5. you fixed me!

[pacalo]

6. This is good!

:thumbsup:

[Kali]

7. aww it got moved to the lounge

now there are two copies in here

look it even got 8 recs when it was in gd

[Kali]

10. thanks Mods!

for moving it back!

[Rhiannon12866]

13. Hey, it's Christmas...

;) :hi:

[DeadEyeDyck]

8. Is that a true story?

[Kali]

9. what do you think?

[CaliforniaPeggy]

11. I love it,my dear Kali!

You're not kidding about a lot of people not knowing this...;)

[Lucian]

12. Lol.

+1

[OffWithTheirHeads]

14. Sorry, I heard a version of this over 40 years ago.

Maybe there really is nothing new.

[mdmc]

15. ..