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uponit7771 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-07-10 10:07 PM
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Ive never been in a fight in my life but Im goin to fight Mike Tyson, it wont be a waste of my time
...nor his.

Wish me luck

Regards
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Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-07-10 10:08 PM
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1. The REAL Mike Tyson? You are deadmeat!!!
Better train up.
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uponit7771 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-07-10 10:09 PM
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3. Nah, I'll fight him after a couple of beers tommorrow...numb up the pain a lil
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Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-07-10 10:19 PM
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5. Good idea, maybe he will go easy on you being it is your first fight.
Goodluck! Just a word of advice, if you get punched straight on in the face and start to cry it is a natural reaction to the force of the blow. Try to avoid getting hit in the face you won't be able to see after that.
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socialist_n_TN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-07-10 10:50 PM
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10. Yep. Totally correct.
:)
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socialist_n_TN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-07-10 10:50 PM
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11. Yep. Totally correct.
Edited on Tue Dec-07-10 10:52 PM by socialist_n_TN
:)Although, you will recover fairly quickly, IF you don't get hit in the face AGAIN. You can recover for the first blow (usually), it's the combinations that get you.
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Drale Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-07-10 10:09 PM
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2. Just don't steal his tiger
Mike doesn't like that and neither does the tiger.
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uponit7771 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-07-10 10:15 PM
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4. I'm gonna give the tiger some beer too....see if it takes the edge out of em a lil
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Drale Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-07-10 10:19 PM
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No you have to give a tiger pepper
because tigers love pepper, they hate cinnamon.
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Drale Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-07-10 10:19 PM
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6. Self Delete
Edited on Tue Dec-07-10 10:21 PM by Drale
Double Post
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Drale Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-07-10 10:19 PM
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8. Self Delete
Edited on Tue Dec-07-10 10:21 PM by Drale
Triple Post
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asdjrocky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-07-10 10:19 PM
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7. Neither does Omar. nt
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Drale Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-07-10 10:24 PM
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9. Don't worry about Omar, He's not with us no more
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