Your Freind, GW Bush

[Vinnie From Indy]

Dear Obama:

I was sittin' around yesterday at the ol' Rancho El Numero Uno thinking about cleaning some gutters when your press conference came on the tube. I got to tell ya buddy, y'all sucked! It was worse than gettin' sand in yer jello shooters and findin' out your little baggie of blow had a big hole in it while it was in yer pocket. Now I know you talk much than better than me and you probably don't need to spend dozens of hours learnin' how that little microphone thingy in your ear works when you are in a debate or press conference, but jeezus son, you know dick about gettin' ornery. I got a few tips for ya buddy!

First thing you need to learn is to label anything you don't like an "evildoer". People like that shit! Also, git yerself a bullhorn! Maybe you could git outside the White House and find yerself a tent city and use yer bullhorn. You can stand next to all the homeless folks and yell through your bullhorn that you ain't gonna take this shit from "evildoers" in the GOP. Oh yeah, git yerself a banner maker but make sure ya don't slap 'em up anywhere. It can come back bite ya in yer ass.

Also, you need a posse of gunslingers around you to go out there and explain how evil these other bastards are trying to mess with you and America over this tax thing. Maybe you could git yerself one of them colored chart thingys like we had to scare folks about gittin' blowed up by terrorists and start usin' her fer taxes and shit.

Go out and git yerself a mean lookin' SOB as VP. Hell, sometimes Uncle Dick scared the shit out of me, but he was just great telling me everyday how we were keeping America free and going to all those private backroom dealin's and stuff. It gave me plenty of time clear brush and ride my bike. That Biden guy can't seem to stop smiling. Nobody is afraid of a terminally smiling dude. Down here in Texas a smile might git yer ass shot off.

Anyhoo, I got to get going on them gutters. They ain't gonna clean themselves. Damn evildoin' trees! I hope I helped a fellow El Numero Uno!

Adios Amigo,

GW Bush

[PBS Poll-435]

1. Adios, MoFo

- (still) Governor Rick Perry




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[gateley]

2. Well done! nt

[Kali]

3. I'll give ya a rec

:7

[Jeffersons Ghost]

4. K&R

[TBF]

5. Well done Vinnie, K&R

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