All members of the Westboro Baptist Church need to take a long walk

[Lint Head]

off of a short pier in the deepest part of the Pacific Ocean and show the world how they can walk on water like their personal savior Jesus. That way they can immediately be with him in heaven.
http://slatest.slate.com/id/2277392/

Elizabeth is already there to greet them.

[RandomThoughts]

1. She is very beautiful

Peace and comfort to John and the rest of her family.

[mzteris]

2. they ain't going to heaven...

guaranteed!

[True_Blue]

3. They are insane

The authorities in NC won't allow them anywhere near the funeral. I wonder how they would react if their funerals were picketed and used to get national attention? Would they consider it freedom of speech?

[jmowreader]

4. The last thing the authorities there should do is keep the Phelpses away

If the authorities in NC attempt to keep the Westboro freaks away from Elizabeth's funeral, the Westboro freaks will own the state of North Carolina.

I seem to recall, though, that a LOT of people in North Carolina own Harleys...

[customerserviceguy]

5. Oh, it's going to happen

Some day, they're going to pick the wrong soldier funeral to act like assholes, and nobody's going to "see" anything...