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Fri Dec-10-10 07:54 AM
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| If President Obama were to buy a car.... |
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It may go something like this:
President Obama: I want to finance the purchase of this Corvette and I will not pay one cent over the sticker price and I will not pay one bit over the Prime interest rate!
Car Salesman: Oh No Sir! We will not sell you this car unless you also purchase the following:
1. Extended Warranty
2. Scotchgard
3. Clear coat
4. And finally you HAVE to use our "preferred" lender...
President Obama: Well...I guess I need that Corvette....so...OK...
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| dembotoz
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Fri Dec-10-10 07:56 AM
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| 1. you forgot rustproofing and power floormats |
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Fri Dec-10-10 08:01 AM
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Man I would suck as a salesperson....
btw...power floormats...lol...thats good!
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| Poboy
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Fri Dec-10-10 08:04 AM
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| 3. Also, hew wouldn't get the Corvette, The salesman would talk him into |
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a Chevette at the same price.
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| JANdad
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Fri Dec-10-10 08:42 AM
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Had not thought of that...good one!
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Fri Dec-10-10 09:26 AM
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| 8. As a former 'Vette owner |
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That was the first thing that came to mind for me too.
-Hoot
Oh, it was a Che-Vette.
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Fri Dec-10-10 08:49 AM
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| 5. We'll, that's quite a trick since clear coat comes on the car, Scotch Guard isn't needed on leather,... |
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it comes with a 5 year 100,000 mile warranty, and the preferred lender is probably at zero percent......but if he wants all of that, let it rip......
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Fri Dec-10-10 08:57 AM
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| 6. Yes...I know all those things... |
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the point is he SUCKS at negotiating and would pay for thing he does not need I.e. tax cuts for the wealthy.....
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| NNN0LHI
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Fri Dec-10-10 09:03 AM
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| 7. President Obama drives a Ford |
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Fri Dec-10-10 09:30 AM
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| 10. But he thought it was a Corvette when he bought it from |
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a Republican Chevy Car Dealer. His Ford Pinto is the same color
as the vette he saw in the show room.
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Fri Dec-10-10 09:30 AM
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| 9. and now, the rest of the story.... |
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President Obama: Well...I guess I need that Corvette....so...OK. I wouldn't want a good car salesperson harmed by not getting my money.
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Fri Dec-10-10 10:28 AM
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| 11. My wife and I just bought her a new ford... |
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While we were "negotiating" the sales person had the gall to say to me, "hey, we are trying to make money here, can't you see that?". I laughed at him and said, "that's fine, but I'm trying to save money here, can't you see that? My mission is to keep as much money in my wallet as possible". LOL
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