Why I'm voting for ____!!! and NOT voting for ____!!! (pic heavy)

[Solly Mack]

This is my dog.




My dog is better than your dog.

My dog is smarter than your dog.

My dog has better hair than your dog does.

My dog's smile is sincere and honest.

My dog's mate puts your dog’s mate to shame.



My dog is the real thing.

Other dogs pretend to be what my dog has always been: Loyal - Truthful - Full of character and integrity.

My dog is not a yappy ankle biter. (Like yours)



My dog does not need to beg for attention. (Like yours)



My dog would never kiss up to the enemy. (Like yours)



My dog never wags his tail at people he does not like just to gain their favor. (Like yours)




My dog never accepts bones from people who desire to get something in return. (Like yours)



My dog would never roll over. (Like yours)



Your dog isn't even a dog - just all fluff.






If you don’t like my dog then you don’t like me.

If you don’t love my dog then you don’t love me.

If you don’t think my dog is the best dog on earth then you are attacking me, my family,and every one of my ancestors. You are also attacking my children, their children, and their children's children. In fact, you are attacking my very being and my every reason for existing.

If you find fault with my dog then there is something wrong with you.



Perhaps it is because you don’t live in the reality-based world - that undeniably states that my dog is the Best.Dog.In.The.World.



Your dog will never win best in show. It does not stand a chance. Why not support the winner now and save yourself the embarrassment later?




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[hlthe2b]

1. shhhhhh (whispers to other DUers)

Should I clue Solly Mack in that what she has is a stuffed hyena? :rofl:



Nice parody, Solly M--very apropros. But, hyenas are not canines--LOL

[Solly Mack]

2. Is not! lol

You dare speak ill of my doggie? LMAO

[hlthe2b]

3. In this case, if you want to go for "top dog"

better choose a jackal! Tis a tough crowd out there!

[Solly Mack]

5. Jackals are just CINOs (canine in name only)

Not a true Dog like my Dog

[zanne]

4. I thought it was a jackal.

Good message, though!

[Solly Mack]

6. it's the wild dog found in Africa

I think they're cute as a button

My basenji has a stuffed one he sleeps with

[Buzz Clik]

7. Indeed it is (an African Wild Dog and cute)

And, it's a canine.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_Wild_Dog

[Solly Mack]

8. Yes - but we must now get back on message. My dog is better.

:D


They're as cute as a speckled pup. (for obvious reasons)

[hlthe2b]

9. Now some say this is the "Best Dog in the World"

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=070529014101.3ijk447j&show_article=1

Whether you agree or not, HOW COULD THEY DO THIS TO THAT POOR DOG?! :crazy:

[Solly Mack]

19. That's the media groomed dog

[hlthe2b]

22. Oh, yeah... Mitt Romney... Now I recognize him...

LOL

[Solly Mack]

30. Yes - it used to be this

[hlthe2b]

36. Ahhhhhh...

Now there's a Repug face I could love (SHHHHHHH)

I didn't say VOTE FOR!

[Solly Mack]

38. (It is adorable isn't it?)

[blm]

10. Heh - it's a DINO. Dog in Name Only.

Great pictorial Solly Mack.

I am guilty of only promoting anti-corruption, open government Democrats, though I used to tolerate the others for sheer numbers' sake. But that is becoming intolerable - so, I'm guilty.

[Solly Mack]

15. Oh, I see, So you're a purist?

:P


(It's a dog, I promise! It's not a Hyena)

[Buzz Clik]

11. Where does that leave cat fanciers?

I mean, I understand why people like dogs, but I don't like dogs.

[Solly Mack]

13. Sure....divide the pack!

That's what the Feline Party wants!

(I love cats)

[flvegan]

12. I heard your dog was a pitbull with a $400 grooming.

Regardless of how fantastic your dog is, your dog just lost half his/her support, for no reason.

[Solly Mack]

16. Oh, so my dog should look like a bum to get your support?

:P

[hlthe2b]

24. Well... How big IS his dog house?

snarf...

[Solly Mack]

26. You like?

[flvegan]

27. What's the carbon footprint of your dog? I see no solar panels!

[Solly Mack]

28. He planted (and watered) 6 trees to make up for the house

and he plans to plant 6 trees (and water them) for every year in office

[flvegan]

32. Isn't "watered" just spin for "pissed on"?

[Solly Mack]

34. Why must you twist his words and take them out of context?!?!

(Yes, actually, it is)

I misspoke, I'm sure.

[blondeatlast]

14. Too many dogs to choose from and oodles of time to check them out.

I'm gonna keep visiting the shelter until one really proves it's semi-worthy enough to be my dog.

[SoCalDem]

18. Start on the row where they have the least time..I guarantee you

that you will find a worthy one :)

[blondeatlast]

29. LOL! nt

[Solly Mack]

23. Oh. One of those... I see

:)

[SoCalDem]

17. Mmmm Solly..

I think the "fluff" dog is actually a rabbit

:rofl:

very cute post :rofl:

and I get it :)

I am not "endorsing" anyone just yet :)

[Solly Mack]

20. Sshhhhh...don't tell!

I love that bunny!

[lildreamer316]

21. Yeah, well my dog dosen't even have the scent in his nose yet.

Give him time; he'll track the it down. He's a late starter.:evilgrin:

[Solly Mack]

25. Dare to dream buddy!

lolol

[JNelson6563]

31. My dog is the Gravel of this election

Protocol be damned! This gal is an English Setter who doesn't care one wit about political protocol! She is all about finding critters and catching them!



Treats and belly-rubs are good too!

Julie

[Solly Mack]

33. Oh please! Your dog did something - once

Beautiful dog, btw.

[JNelson6563]

35. Indeed But she doesn't blast on to the world

stage like a lunatic, having to announce she is a "senior statesman" like Gravel. His behavior, like hers, wouldn't give that fact away, that's for sure.

Julie

[Solly Mack]

37. My dog is standard for all other dogs

hmmpf

hehehe