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[Kadie]

[Clark2008]

1. I schwear ossifer. I only had TWO beerzzz.

[SammyWinstonJack]

4. ...

:spray:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. "I'm sorry, sir; you can't take a whole bottle of Jack Daniels on the plane.

You only get 3 ounces."

[no_hypocrisy]

3. My name? Hmmmmmmmm. I knew it a minute ago . . . . How many guesses do I get?

[Double T]

5. "I've got my middle finger cocked and ready to put in your face..........

if you don't release me. I decide who gets arrested around here."

[shain from kane]

6. Quit giving us the finger, you old drunk.

[babylonsister]

10. Jeeze, that's the first thing I noticed, too! What a putz! nt

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

7. "You're not letting me back in the country?"

"How did my name get on that terrorist watch list?"

[polichick]

8. "Hey buddy...

I'm the decider!"

[sinkingfeeling]

9. "I don't care who you are, you will be sent to Gitmo until we know who you're working for!"

[eringer]

11. A Learned Bush Speaks

I respect your opinion, officer. However, whether its true or not, I just can't accept that a restored caliphate is entirely compatible with democratically accountable institutions.

[andykef]

12. Where is my Daddy?

[Catshrink]

13. Book 'em, Danno.

[Ilsa]

14. "Honest, I dunno know how that little baggy of white powder got in there. (sniff.) " nt