stevedeshazer
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Tue May-29-07 08:55 PM
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DeLay’s hearing voices from above |
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http://www.thecarpetbaggerreport.com/archives/10939.htmlFormer House Majority Leader Tom DeLay told The New Yorker about his future plans, and what’s motivating him to keep up his conservative crusade. (via Ron Chusid) Earlier this year, published a memoir called “No Retreat, No Surrender” … in which he claimed that as a young congressman he would on occasion drink ten to twelve Martinis at a time. In this period, he earned the nickname Hot Tub Tom. Then he found Jesus and, he said, stopped sinning. In the book, he freely confesses to committing adultery. “I had put my needs first,” he told me. “I was on the throne, not God. I had pushed God from His throne.” <…>
DeLay says that when, in the coming years, he is not fighting the indictment in Texas (he insists that he is not guilty) he will be building a conservative grass-roots equivalent of MoveOn.org. “God has spoken to me,” he said. “I listen to God, and what I’ve heard is that I’m supposed to devote myself to rebuilding the conservative base of the Republican Party, and I think we shouldn’t be underestimated.”
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By the way, God speaks to me, too. He just told me that Tom DeLay needs to be bound in a strait jacket and put in a rubber room with Grover Norquist and Duke Cunningham.
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Tue May-29-07 09:01 PM
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1. Actually I think it's his bad plastic surgery on his face that's |
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stretched his face to the back of head...and tucked into his hairline...typical Repukes...can never take responsibility for their actions....
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Tue May-29-07 09:02 PM
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2. god sure is one busy mofo |
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what with all the time he spends talking to bush and now the bugman how the hell does he ever deal with the other 6 billion plus human beings on earth? Does he farm the work out to little godlets or outsource it to New Delhi?
How fuckin presumptuous. Like god gives a rat fuck about the republican party. And if he DID care about it, he would sure as hell pick somebody better qualified to rebuild it that this sorry piece of shit.
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Tue May-29-07 09:02 PM
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3. 10-12 martinis will put most people in the throne. That voice is really Jack Abramoff. |
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Tue May-29-07 09:11 PM
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4. The sad thing is there are a buncha peeps out there who fall hook line and sinker for this crap |
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Case in point: the GOP sold a lot of Americans of their Party...look at what happened to America
and just a coinkydink....Delay is a friggen PUB
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Tue May-29-07 09:20 PM
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5. Isn't he supposed to be in jail ?? |
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Tue May-29-07 09:23 PM
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6. Does God say Go Directly to Jail, Do not collect $200? |
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Tue May-29-07 09:26 PM
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7. The voices are saying: "Alright, Tommy Boy come out with your hands up." n/t |
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Tue May-29-07 09:26 PM
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8. He just can't shut up and disappear into the sunset |
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douche bag won't accept that his ego is all that stands between him and invisibility.
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Tue May-29-07 09:27 PM
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9. God should have piped up a little sooner, BEFORE he broke the law. |
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Tue May-29-07 09:31 PM
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except for that ten commandments stuff about adultry, stealing and bearing false witness...I'm sure He was only kidding about that."
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Tue May-29-07 09:34 PM
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11. Beware as he is bad at directions. |
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He has thought it has come from above.
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Tue May-29-07 09:35 PM
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12. He also said he's proud of the Terry Schaivo fiasco... |
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considers it one of the last congress's finest moments.
The dude is SOOOOO out of touch.
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Tue May-29-07 09:48 PM
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13. God just spoke to me and told me Tom Delay was going to Hell. |
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