back before the revolution, back when the U.S. used to send its sailors there on R & R, when it was known world-wide as the "Whorehouse of the Caribbean."
But noooooooooooo!
According to current church thought, Cuba will end up as the contemporary Sodom and Gomorrah. Just in case they're right, you might want to consider relocating, Mika. The fallout could be scary!
As you recall, Sodom & Gomorrah were blown to kingdom come. The story has been recorded in multiple myth systems:
Researchers: Asteroid Destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah
Posted by Sam on Monday, 31 Mar 2008
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He said the size and route of the asteroid meant that it was likely to have crashed into the Austrian Alps at Köfels. As it traveled close to the ground it would have left a trail of destruction from supersonic shock waves and then slammed into the Earth with a cataclysmic impact.
Debris consisting of up to two-thirds of the asteroid would have been hurled back along its route and a flash reaching temperatures of 400 Centigrade (752 Fahrenheit) would have been created, killing anyone in its path.
About one million sq kilometers (386,000 sq miles) would have been devastated and the impact would have been equivalent to more than 1,000 tons of TNT exploding.
Dr Hempsall said that at least 20 ancient myths record devastation of the type and on the scale of the asteroid’s impact, including the Old Testament tale of the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah and the ancient Greek myth of how Phaeton, son of Helios, fell into the River Eridanus after losing control of his father’s sun chariot.
More:
http://www.sliceofscifi.com/2008/03/31/researchers-asteroid-destroyed-sodom-and-gomorrah/~~~~~~~~~~~Just in case the Old Testament's version is the real one, you just can't afford to be near Cuba when Gawdv busts a move against the Cuban government for its lack of severity with gays.