Wake Up And Smell the Sulphur, Bitches
Migueld'Escoto.jpgHey the UN General Assembly starts this week! Chavez won't be there, but don't worry, it's not going to be boring at all because this year's General Assembly President is the ex Nicaraguan foreign minister from Sandinista times!
A former Catholic priest, Miguel d'Escoto has one heck of an impressive resume, focused primarily around his advocacy on behalf of the poor and oppr--Aww shit why don't we just let Reuters explain his whole "anti-American past":
* In 1984, he brought the US up on charges before "the International Court of Justice in the Hague for arming Contra rebels," and won! Apparently in olden times the whole world was anti-American, just like now! Also:
* One time he "ingor
a reprimand by Pope John Paul II for backing Nicaragua's left-wing Sandinista revolution, ended up joining revolutionary leader Daniel Ortega's government . . . which was marked by a decade-long civil war against U.S.-backed 'Contra' rebels." See how he directly started a whole war on account of his peace-ing all over the place? Also:
* "In the 1980s, the Sandinista government accused U.S. CIA agents of trying to murder D'Escoto by sending him a bottle of Benedictine liqueur laced with the tasteless and odorless heavy metal thallium, a favorite poison among crime writers." Get it? "Crime writers" wrote about it so its FICTION (maybe)! Also:
* "In 2004 he told a U.S. news program former President Ronald Reagan was 'the butcher of my people' and called President George W. Bush Reagan's 'spiritual heir.'"
Anyway the guy has the tragic misfortune of being right like 140% of the time so obviously this is going to be the best UN General Assembly Meeting ever, and then he'll be die from being poisoned by crime writers, so enjoy it while it lasts.
http://www.borev.net/2008/09/wake_up_and_smell_the_sulphur.html
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