Can we just start calling Joe Lieberman "The Gnat" already...

[zulchzulu]

{rant on...}

Every time I read about him or hear his voice on the radio or see his ugly mug gettin' smug and smiling with dorks like McCain, I have the same reaction as I would if a gnat is buzzing in my ear or flying around my dinner plate.

I want to just do a quick move and get rid of the problem... the guy is like a goddamn gnat that keeps popping up to piss me off and try to fly around thinking it's the boss in the room.

Smack!

{rant off...}

[YOY]

1. Gnats don't get their way.

He gets his way despite not being elected to anything more than Senator of his state.

[zulchzulu]

2. He was a small gnat until he was empowered to a gnatosaurus

He's got way too much power for some guy (with all respect to Connecticut) from a fairly small state.

[Old Codger]

3. I demand

An apology to all gnats everywhere for that libelous defamation and slanderous slur!

[zulchzulu]

4. Gnats are really annoying... I would never call him a lightning bug

Mosquitos are actually smart and more handsome than Lieberman. Gnats, friggin' Lieberman look-alikes.

[Cirque du So-What]

5. I would be even more descriptive

by calling him a dog-pecker gnat. You know where he's been, so you sure as hell don't want him hanging around you or any of your interests.

[zulchzulu]

6. Now that's nice...

Dog-pecker gnats at least have some taste, no pun intended. I like dogs... hell, I take my pup to work and she sleeps under my desk.

You do have a point though. Perhaps a dogshit gnat. The dog have already gone... Again, no pun intended.

[Dr.Phool]

7. More like a crab.

The ball-biting kind.

A real nuisance.