I'ma ask Bank Of America to marry me; she has a great personality, built nice & has good health care

[uponit7771]

...Jus sayin, don't know how the sex thang will go but we'll work it out.

Love ridiculous, support the conservative cult...

Thx

[Enrique]

1. and she's got HUGE tracts of land

;-)

[uponit7771]

2. lol

[Phx_Dem]

3. I'm going to get pregnant by Goldman Sachs.

Then they'll have to pay me child support and then I can have as much freedom of speech as they do. I can only afford a little bit of free speech because it's not so free after all. But, at least the little bit of free speech that I can afford is more than poor people get.

I mean for God's sake, if they can't figure out how to become rich like Goldman and BofA, they don't deserve any fucking free speech. Isn't that right, SCOTUS? Poor people don't deserve a voice in the U.S.A.

[uponit7771]

4. nice

[SunsetDreams]

5. Whatchya smokin' dued? Ima kin gonna assk n see if

my kinfolk will let me marry that there Goldy Sacks, she is pippin rich, mabe i can has sum doh

[uponit7771]

7. You have to hurry, phx_dem has her sights on em

[SunsetDreams]

12. mine kin folk cun beet her kin eneday

[AspenRose]

6. I think Chase is kinda cute.

Even has a cool preppy-like name, LOL

[SunsetDreams]

10. yer know u ryht!

[dbonds]

8. No!!! She is a fickle bitch!

[uponit7771]

9. LOFL!!!

[SunsetDreams]

11. holy.....computer screen needs warning, I nearly spewed LOL

[NICO9000]

13. Here's how the sex works out

If the OP is male, get used to bending over. If female, missionary position should work fine.

:evilgrin:

My wife and I have been getting fucked by BofA for years and have finally decided to move the rest of our meager funds into a local credit union we already have an account with. Any small way to starve the beast, y'know?

Or to paraphrase Dick Cheney on recycling: "Go ahead and do it if it makes you feel better..."

[uponit7771]

14. Yeap, BoA has been into 3 somes for a good while now

[Arugula Latte]

15. Nice assets!

[dbonds]

16. No, you can't check out my assets.

No, you can't see my prime interest rate...
...and yes, there is a severe penalty for early withdrawal.

(Kelly Bundy)

[jillan]

17. I worked for them for 25 years and the best day was when I walked out of that marriage.

They became way too abusive.

[baldguy]

18. "She"?