Trust me - The STOU as "interpreted" by COT -

[givemebackmycountry]

The rumors are true, America - Washington doesn’t work - it’s bought and paid for by corporations - yeah I’m looking you - you fucking Supreme Court whores!!!

I’m not naïve - I’m know you are all untrustworthy snakes - that’s the very essence of our democracy

But Jesus Fucking Christ on a cracker you can’t filibuster every fucking procedure in fucking government!!!

I mean criminy people are showing up to my town meetings with fucking guns - so chill the fuck out Republicans

And Democrats - stop being such fucking pussies for god’s sake!!

And Republicans - if it really takes 60 votes to get anything done well then guess what - then you are responsible for not getting anything done!!

And while I am on the subject - GOP just shut the fuck up about national security and if you want a reminder go look at the hole in ground you created in New York City!!!

http://moonshinepatriot.blogspot.com/2010/01/state-of-union-address-president-barack.html

VERY funny.

edited to add: I am STILL laughing at the "sit the fuck down Jersey Shore" line at Alito.