Caption it?

[Jackeens]

(Pro Life Democrat Rep. Bart Stupak pauses while he announces his support for health care bill after he received an Executive Order from U.S. President Barack Obama claiming no money from passage of the health care bill will be used for abortion while on Capitol Hill in Washington, March 21, 2010)

[TlalocW]

1. My 15 minutes are up! Waaaaaaah!

What can I do to get more camera time? Think!

TlalocW

[Chipper Chat]

2. "Forgive me Father, for I have winned."

[Cirque du So-What]

3. Lemme see...

Watch? check...wallet? check...testicles?...check. Well, I got through that relatively unscathed.

[monmouth]

4. Good, thick head of hair though....n/t

[left coaster]

7. From eating all of those kittens and puppies, no doubt. :) nt

[awoke_in_2003]

5. Congressional asshat

takes a moment to reflect on his douchebaggery.

[left coaster]

6. Give it up, ya womb nazi!

The academy awards were two weeks ago!

[PopSixSquish]

8. My Caption is Not Repeatable in Polite Company

it consists of language more suited to the WH Chief of Staff...

[TheBigotBasher]

9. Caption

"Which is my arse and which is my elbow?"

[Saphire]

10. Damn, I hope this gets that Rachel chick off my ass.

[NecklyTyler]

11. Retirement is going to be sweet. I think I will travel abroad