join my new left wing militia and win prizes!!!

[SwampG8r]

i think we are shortchanging ourselves folks
we dont get to go to camp
we dont get to play paintball to train for the apocolypse
we do not get to hang around together and string all our personal conspiracy theories into a quilt of nuttiness a squirrel cant digest
(ok that one can be argued)

no demolition derby
no pyrotechnic lessons

so i am organizing the LWCSPAP and naming myself as its Universal Mega General in Chief
as a new joining member you can name your rank
nothing higher than mine thank you
and the first DUer who can tell me what LWCSPAP means gets to be 2nd in command and to be frontrunner in our annual Fall Guy competition

i would offer our coded goodbye but until you join it wont make sense to you

[polichick]

1. Can I wear a peace t-shirt instead of fatigues? nt

[SwampG8r]

3. of course you can

its part of the uniform so they wont suspect us

oops sorry but that was classified i have to either nuetralize you or conscript you
welcome to the LWCSPAP Major General in Charge Of Classified Stuf Polichick

[Uben]

2. LWCSPAP ?

Large Women Sure Can Please A Person ?

Left Wing Socialist Conspiracy Party Always Prevails\

[SwampG8r]

4. pretty close there

Major General and Codemaster Uben

[OneTenthofOnePercent]

5. LWCSPAP...

Left Wing Coalition Suckerpunches Palin And Pals?

[SwampG8r]

10. no cigar

so you can be Major General Tobacco Liason OneTenthofOnePercent

[likesmountains 52]

6. LSCSPAP..Left Wing Communist Socialist Party Always Prevails?

[SwampG8r]

13. so close

Major General In Charge Of Mountains likesmountains 52

[andym]

25. Left Wing Communist Sociallst Progressive American Party? nt.

[SwampG8r]

7. gotta go to work

so i will return later to see if there was a winner
until then as a bonus i want everyone to know that once we take over we will be using the Italian Carbinieri uniform as our dress uniform
really a snazzy look

[ladywnch]

20. aw, can't we use the Swiss Guards' uniforms?.....talk about snappy

http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Vatican_Guards.JPG


(sorry but I couldn't get the pic to copy)

[Manifestor_of_Light]

41. Those uniforms were designed by Michelangelo.

Anybody remember Mike's Militia? Michael Moore, on one of his TV shows.

Everybody went to a carnival in Michigan and rode the rides.


Can I be Grand Empress She Who Must Be Obeyed??? (Apologies to Rumpole of the Bailey)

[Mopar151]

34. You'd have to be drunk as a Shriner to put that on! n/t

[Deep13]

8. Can I be "Major Woody?"

[SwampG8r]

11. yes you may

[daleanime]

9. If the BBQ is on....

I'm so there:bounce:

[SwampG8r]

12. as it should be

Major General in Charge of Smoked Meats (open flame division) daleanime

[RaleighNCDUer]

14. Left Wing Communist Socialist Party of America Party.

Obviously.

[krispos42]

27. You must be posting from the Department of Redundancy Department

:-)

[FLyellowdog]

15. Make me the Truthiness Wizard of All Things...

in the newly organized
"Left Wing Communist Socialist Posing As President" group.:hi:

[dave29]

16. LWCSPAP

Left Wing Communist Socialist Pagan Army Platoon

I should mention I will only use a sling-shot

[sfwriter]

17. Left Wing Citizen Socialists Peoples Armed Police?

I'm torn between General Specific or Private Public.

I think I'm already planning a squirt gun themed party around this for Summer.

[Cheap_Trick]

18. Call me Colonel Lingus.

Carry on.

[Soylent Brice]

19. I GOT IT

Living
With
Crabs
Sucks
Pus-filled
Ass
Pimples

[ladywnch]

21. Left Wing Socialist Conspiracy Party Action Plan????

Can I be K-9 Commander UberLord? I'm sure teabagger dogs would bail on their owners given half a chance.

[Arugula Latte]

22. I'll bring the hummus and pita!

:bounce:

[struggle4progress]

23. Hooboy! I finally get to force my Ruskie™ brand moose-flavored tofu-steaks on the folks in Wasilla!

Just look for the picture of Putin on every pack!

[pinboy3niner]

24. Guess what it means? I'm still trying to PRONOUNCE it!

[SwampG8r]

26. still no winners but 2 are

so close i put the contributors in charge of something so important even i dont know what it is
and because its so secret i didnt tell them they were in charge of it
do i know how to run a secret militia or what?

[stevenleser]

29. I think I got it

Left Wing Cannabis Smokers Patriotic Army Patrol or

Left Wing Cannabis Smokers Peoples Army Platoon

[stevenleser]

30. P.S., that will be Lieutenant General Steven "Wingate" Leser, reporting for duty

and that is a nice promotion from my last rank of E-4 in the USAF

[krispos42]

28. Can we pick our prizes?

I'd like an organic, free-range PlayStation3 please.

And can I be Commissar Krispos? That has a nice ring to it.

[Brother Buzz]

37. I already chose my prize, a bicycle, and I chose a fitting title too

Emperor of these United States and Protector of Mexico.



With just one decree, I'll fill my coffers:

Whoever after due and proper warning shall be heard to utter the abominable word "Frisco", which has no linguistic or other warrant, shall be deemed guilty of a High Misdemeanor, and shall pay into the Imperial Treasury as penalty the sum of twenty-five dollars

I double-dog dare you to call my fine capital Frisco.

[SwampG8r]

42. as it should be

Commisar of Playstation Operations (3rd Division)Krispos
and get some epaulets for all your jackets
everyone loves epaulets

[Mopar151]

31. I have no great pretensions of rank

Before 4:20, I can serve as safety officer of the Thermite Team :evilgrin: :nuke: :evilgrin::evilgrin: :nuke: :evilgrin::evilgrin: :nuke: :evilgrin::evilgrin: :nuke: :evilgrin:
After 4:20, I could be the Esteemed Undersecretary to the Bud Judges - sometimes, I get so esteemed I just want to look at the sunset.... :smoke: :party: :toast: :smoke: :woohoo: :smoke:

[boppers]

32. How's Leonard Peltier doing?

Not to shit on your parade, but this isn't a joking matter.

[vaberella]

33. That's why the left is so much cooler...they give us prizes. Nothing's for free with the right. n/t

[likesmountains 52]

35. Kick

[DevonRex]

36. Left Wing Communist Socialist People Against Palin. How's that? nt

[SwampG8r]

38. kicked for recruiting purposes

[OffWithTheirHeads]

39. OH, OH, I KNOW! LWCSPAP

It's one of those machines that helps people with sleep Apnia! Am I right? Can I have a pony?

[SwampG8r]

40. we do not promise ponies sir

you have us confused with the LWSCPAP
a lot of people make that mistake

[johnaries]

43. But paintball looks like fun!

I have a suggestion - let's do a watershed clean-up. We canoe for a while, and then stop to pick up trash. At random intervals, someone jumps out dressed in red robes yelling "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!" and then we shoot them with paintballs!

How much fun would that be!

[SwampG8r]

46. no one does expect the spanish inquisition

we can make them all sit a a comfy chair with only a spot of tea

[otohara]

44. I'll Prepare The Food - All VEGAN

all the time.

[DCofVA]

45. Left Wing Communist Socialist Party Are Pissed?

Though I would call it, LWCSPARP, Left Wing Communist Socialist Party Are Really Pissed or, since it’s singular it should be LWCSPIRP, Left Wing Communist Socialist Party Is Really Pissed.

I’ll join as long as there aren’t any guns. I think people who hide behind their guns are mega wussies.

[SwampG8r]

47. dont you see the dress uniform?

no gun but a bad ass sword

[jules1962]

48. Left Wing Communist Socialist Progressive American Party