Signs the Easter Bunny is Nuts IBTL

[Peacetrain]

This might get locked, but I post mostly in GDP, so I will leave it here. Happy Easter to all who celebrate, and just good wishes for the Spring to those who do not :hi:




Signs the Easter Bunny is Nuts

10. Neighbors describing him as "a quiet loner."

9. Removed from a department store last December after screaming at Santa, "You're going to die up there, fat man!"

8. Can't stop washing his paws.

7. Colorful eggs now filled with Prozac.

6. Apartment walls covered with photos of Sharon Stone.

5. Met with Dr. Kevorkian about the possibility of a "suicide egg."

4. Rotting corpse of Energizer bunny recently discovered in his crawl space.

3. Won't come out of his compound in Waco, Texas.

2. He's hippity-hopped up on crack.

1. Keeps rubbing himself for good luck.

[nykym]

1. Funny

Here's my fav

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[damntexdem]

2. I've never trusted bunnies.

And the Easter Bunny always tries to act like such a holey Joe. ;-)

[awoke_in_2003]

3. "Look at the bones"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcxKIJTb3Hg&feature=related

[vaberella]

4. Nawww...man...he's not nuts. He's just another Republican scared of Obama. n/t

[rasputin1952]

5. Keep your kids off the street!

[Earth Bound Misfit]

6. Apartment walls covered with photos of Sharon Stone.

??? I don't get it. What am I overlooking?

[lunatica]

7. I wouldn't worry until he starts carrying a rabbit foot around for good luck

Or he comes from Watership Down

[tucsonlib]

8. Run Away! Run Away!

[SoxFan]

9. You're gonna have to do better than that to get locked in the Lounge!

In here? Who knows. It might turn into an animal rights flame war for all I know!

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

10. Oh, we never have flame wars in here....

By the way, the Red Sox suck.

Kidding!