Secret Service didn't know that Laura and Idiot Bush had been poisoned at the G7 summit.

[LiberalFighter]

Keith O announced that the Secret Service considered that they had a virus.

[ClarkUSA]

1. Laura Bush seems to be a paranoid to the max. n/t

[TheCowsCameHome]

2. Who could tell? He always acted like he was stoned.

[old mark]

3. Maybe it was just teh stupid leaking out.....hell, they made ME sick for 8 years....nt

[BattyDem]

4. Whoa ... what did I miss?

Who said they were poisoned?

[BlooInBloo]

5. Just Mrs. Bush, making shit up.

[BattyDem]

7. I should have known.

:rofl:

[avaistheone1]

9. It really sounds like it.

Laura is sounding as bonkers as Dubya.

[treestar]

6. Pickles is claiming this in her autobiography

A book I'm sure going to rush and and buy/read.

:sarcasm:

[BattyDem]

8. Me too.

Can't wait to get it.

:sarcasm:

[Snarkoleptic]

10. Mebbe this was when Laura still in denial over commander AWOL's boozy resurgence.

Here's a possible scenario-
Lil Boots was swillin' jack n coke all night behind the back of his unsuspecting, Ambien addled bride.
He wakes up with red eyes, cotton mouth, aches/pains, a splitting headache and puppy breath.
Chimpy mumbles something about picking his poison and goes back to bed.
Everyone but pickles knows he was geezed.