I'm worried the wingnuts are running out of questions to ask about Obama

[struggle4progress]

We've been entertained by a long run of questions, like

Obama: could he be the son of Malcolm X?
Obama: could he be from Kenya?
Obama: could he be a closet Marxist-Leninist?
Obama: could he be the Antichrist?

But suppose the rightwing runs out of questions ...

[brooklynite]

1. They SAY Obama was born in Honolulu...

...and Honolulu was the scene of the Pearl Harbor attack by the Japanese twenty years earlier. Coincidence?

[sarge43]

12. Attacted by the Germans. That's no coincidence.

His mother was white, you know.

[baldguy]

2. Why? They just recycle them.

They count on America's short attention span.

[struggle4progress]

13. That's true. I'm just looking for good soundbites to use if some

numbwit in a checkout line spouts the wingnut nonsense -- something I can say gently in a sincere tone of voice with a slightly wacky doe-eyed expression of concern on my face ...

[Jennicut]

3. I am going with the evil twin brother theory myself.

Barrett Obama is the President....but where is Barack?!?!?

[NatBurner]

5. nah, evil twins always have goatees

that's how u know they're evil

[Jennicut]

6. Like this?

[struggle4progress]

11. !

:scared:

[louis-t]

8. Look for the clues in his speeches.

Tape record them, play them backwards at 16 rpm, you'll hear "I am not Barack".

[spinbaby]

4. Have you seen the Obama animatronic?

Really awesome. Saw it in the Hall of Presidents last month.

[liberal N proud]

7. The birthers are not giving up

No matter how worn out and how stupid it sounds they will continue to fight for further proof of an already existing birth certificate.

[gateley]

9. Anybody ever see "Skinner" and "Obama" together in the same room, same time? Me either. nt

[jberryhill]

10. "Yes we can" backwards is "thank you, Satan"

There are some hilarious Youtube videos on that one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqALdkTArqs

[Arkana]

14. Obama is Batman, motherfuckers.