The captain just told me to tell you he is looking for another iceberg to hit.

[Safetykitten]

Now I know some of you may think this a rash move, but when you think about it, it is perfectly logical. I know there are rumors of water in the lower decks, but those are just rumors. I, officer Gibbs promise you that we are not sinking. Meals are being served in first class and there is the Grand Ball this evening. He's our captain, and he knows what is best, so just please fall in line. Now you can go back to your decks and await more news, which of course will be good.

[Cherchez la Femme]

1. Can I help rearrange the deckchairs? Pretty please?

in an artistic fashion, of course!

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