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Joanne98 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-12-10 05:09 AM
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Dear Penthouse, I’m just a Republican Candidate who went to a well-endowed ..

Of course, conservatives claim to hate affirmative action, so it’s a good thing their kids can trade in on their names later in life. Which brings us to Ben Quayle, son of Dan Quayle — who is to his father as George W. Bush is to his. So give Ben some credit for being able to chew his food.

Ben is running for Congress from Arizona’s Third District. When we last encountered him he had a lovely little commercial preaching family values next to his two little girls. Except, of course, they weren’t his girls. A few apologies and promises to stay 1000 yards away from schools later, we have some new info about this chip-off-the-old-blockhead.

Ben is one of the founding contributors to a website called “The Dirty” (NSFW) which specializes in putting up pictures of women in various stages of disrobing and, of course, later shame. When asked about this, he lied…then later admitted it but could not remember ever writing anything in particular.

Well, we better remind him then.

Quayle posted under the Web alias “Brock Landers” and documented his quest to find the “hottest chick in Scottsdale.”

http://firedoglake.com/2010/08/12/dear-penthouse-im-just-a-republican-candidate-who-went-to-a-well-endowed-private-university-hehe-well-endowed/
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Syrinx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-12-10 05:24 AM
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1. Republicans are just creepy liars by default, it seems
Edited on Thu Aug-12-10 05:25 AM by Syrinx
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Joe Bacon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-12-10 06:58 AM
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2. Hey, a chip off the old block!
I bet Dad and Mommy Bible Presbyterians are just so proud of their little scamp!
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dem mba Donating Member (732 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-12-10 08:12 AM
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3. even Dan Quayle's sperm can gaffe.
(was that too mean?)
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Clio the Leo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-12-10 08:22 AM
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4. yep! THIS is what we need more of in Washington! ...
... more conservative, privileged white men!
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Teaser Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-12-10 08:42 AM
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5. meh. Just went to "the dirty"
looked at several picture sets.

It is pretty tame.
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Rosa Luxemburg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-12-10 08:45 AM
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6. many of the GOP are obsessed with porn and sexual prowling (and they are still in office)
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