FRIGHTENING UPDATE! Mice with human brains. Smart little fu**ers.

[Joanne98]

How can you not love Christine O'Donnell?

TPM is reporting this evening that O'Donnell, appearing on the program of the equally clueless Bill O'Reilly in November of 2007 (is it something about the "O-apostrophe" that makes these folks so incredibly ignorant?), claimed that scientists have genetically implanted human brains into mice:

O'DONNELL: They are — they are doing that here in the United States. American scientific companies are cross-breeding humans and animals and coming up with mice with fully functioning human brains. So they're already into this experiment.

This is such great news, I may have to go masturbate!

(more)

Bob Johnson's diary :: ::
I know, I know, she has raised more than a million dollars in one day since her upset win, but you have to admit, having O'Donnell on tape claiming that there are mice running around with human brains is a damn good start toward a Democratic victory in November.

SPECIAL DIARIST'S NOTE:

Okay, I admit it. Since my first post here back in 2003, I have presented myself as a human being... A middle-aged male with a wife, two kids, and a home in the Midwest.

I now admit that it was all a lie.

I am a mouse who is the product of cross-breeding between my mouse mother and a donor human egg unknowingly fertilized by Daily Kos founder, Markos Moulitsas.

Yes, I am kos' mouse half-brother.

kos doesn't even know about me, but I fully intend to attend the next annual Moulitsas family reunion/picnic held in Tilden Regional Park in Berkeley, Califronia.

Please, Markos, do not attempt to swat me away with a softball bat or a tennis racquet.

I am your brother!

I am glad this all out in the open now. And I thank Christine O'Donnell and her Tea Party brethren for providing the impetus for me to finally come forward and admit the truth.

I hope the Daily Kos community will accept me for what I am: An avowed Democratic mouse.

Christine O'Donnell's victory has been a personal win-win for me. A win because she is likely to lose to Chris Coons, the Democratic nominee, and a win because I have now finally come out of the closet.

I am a mouse with a human brain, and I'm proud of it! So get over it!

By the way, even though I'm a mouse, I still like to masturbate. So if you'd like to keep masturbation safe and legal, contribute to Chris Coons.

I have no connection to the Chris Coons campaign. I am just a mouse with a human brain who likes to masturbate!

http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2010/9/17/902661/-FRIGHTENING-UPDATE!-Mice-with-human-brains.-Smart-little-fu**ers.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. I think what's really happened is the opposite:

Christine O'Donnell was subjected to an experiment in which she received a fully-functioning mouse brain.

[Unvanguard]

3. Ouch. What did mice ever do to you? n/t

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. She got the brain of a really stupid mouse.

It's true, most mice are smarter than that.

[Deep13]

2. I knew it!

[Blue_Tires]

5. beat me to it...

If they ran for office they'd have MY vote...

[Enthusiast]

7. Me too.

That's what I was going to say.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

9. "Gee, Brain, what do you want to do tonight?"

[theothersnippywshrub]

10. More evidence.

[myrna minx]

11. !

Point.

:D

[Lost4words]

4. she must have seen the movie Charlie and gotten confused

I damn well know she didnt read "No Tears for Algernon". Ignorance is becoming a badge of Honor in this country!

[Tanuki]

8. Joanne, I'm sure you didn't intend this

but please realize that "is it something about the "O-apostrophe" that makes these folks so incredibly ignorant?" is a variant of an old anti-Irish slur and has no place here.

[Sheepshank]

12. I think we're gonna have to get smarter mouse traps! n/t

[LibertyLover]

13. Where the heck did scientists find mice

big enough to fit a human brain into? I sure as heck don't want one of those getting into the dog food.

[Phx_Dem]

14. So now, even mice are smarter than O'Donnell. That's just sad.

;( :P

[Raven]

15. Are you a mouse or a man?????

Line out of some old movie...I've just dated myself. Anyone know what the movie was?

[Moosepoop]

19. Marx Brothers -- "A Day at the Races"

http://www.marx-brothers.org/info/quotes.htm

Man: Are you a man or a mouse?
Groucho: Put a piece of cheese on the floor and you'll find out.

:hi:

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

16. Mouse Pads

Does this mean that anyone talking about getting a new mouse-pad is in fact outing themselves as a mouse with a human brain and is looking for a new place to live?

[golfguru]

17. Know nothing about mice but my dog is almost human

She clearly understands so many words such as:

Food, treat, go peepy, go downstairs, go upstairs, come here, sit down, roll over,
check your bowl, go for a ride, want a bath, etc.

We have to spell the words backwards to confuse her. No animal can
understand English like that.

She has a better built in clock in her head than my alarm clock.
Every morning she wakes me up at 7 am, summer or winter! She has
a distinct growl for when she needs to go out to poop. She has
another distinct whine when she gets hungry.

May be some stem cells got mixed up in dog breeding?

[Ignis]

18. Ugh! Lovely slur against the Irish in that Kos post:

is it something about the "O-apostrophe" that makes these folks so incredibly ignorant?

:wtf: :argh:

What's next? Why not ask, "Is there something about the "ben-" or the "-berg" that makes these folks so incredibly greedy?"

:puke:

Racist stereotypes have no place on the Left.