Boehner had an affair with DC printing lobbyist? HuffPo reporting on upcoming NYT story

[zulchzulu]

This could get good...

Insiders on Capitol Hill are buzzing about an upcoming New York Times exposé that will detail an alleged Boehner affair. Sources say the Times is looking for the right time to drop the story in October to sway the election, similar to how the Times reported during the 2008 presidential campaign on an alleged John McCain affair that supposedly had taken place many years before and that was flatly denied by the woman in question.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/09/24/john-boehner-affair-lisbeth-lyons_n_738007.html

I wonder if she's tan? :rofl:

Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjdBNG40SAk&feature=player_embedded

[JuniperLea]

1. He's just that arrogant...

I'm sure he thought he, of all people, could keep it all under wraps!

Better stock up! Happy Friday News Dump!

[bluestateguy]

2. Watch the NYT get weak in the knees and spike it

Just watch.

This will all play out very predictably.

[zulchzulu]

9. I'm sure Boehner might get asked this weekend on Sundee Yak shows

He's already said he NEVER used tanning products... so we should believe him. Imagine playing golf with this liar?

Whud'ja git Johnny? You were on the green in 6. Par? Oh, OK...

[LaurenG]

3. ewww, who in their right mind would want to get it on with the orange

man. He's creepy. I apologize to orange men everywhere who are decent and kind. Orange can be just fine I guess, on the right guy.

[theothersnippywshrub]

16. Maybe this woman?

[LaurenG]

19. rofl

You could be right!

[theothersnippywshrub]

22. Cheeto sex can turn you orange. Or so I've heard. n/t

[LiberalFighter]

26. Beer needs to be mixed with the cheetos for it to work.

[vaberella]

33. If I ignore the oompa loompa look...I'd tap that. But I'd do Harry Reid too. n/t

[Vinca]

4. Hard to imagine how drunk you'd have to be to hop in the sack with the orange man.

[Jennicut]

12. Ick! All that fake tan crap would rub off on you. Just gross.

I will spend all day long attempting to get that image out of my head.

[toddwv]

15. In this tough economy

Maybe somebody is interested in killing two birds with one stone: Sex with an outspoken Republican Congress member AND a week's worth of Vitamin C "injections".

[AtomicKitten]

5. WooHoo! Another possible contender for the wingnut apology tour.

Long live the king!


K&R :hi:

[zulchzulu]

7. LOL! n/t

[formercia]

6. "I wonder if she's tan?"

I wonder if she came away
with orange stains
where stains ought not to be.

[thereismore]

13. Maybe some of that orange rubbed off on her. nt

[Turbineguy]

8. He gave somebody the boehne?

[AC_Mem]

11. Okay, now that

Just made me laugh out loud!

::: laughter :::

[cyberswede]

10. Oh...so his tan is PRINTED on...

...since hes never used tanning bed. :P

[yesphan]

14. It's the

Rob Roys I tell ya .

http://www.italian-dessert-recipes.com/rob_roy_recipe.html

[flpoljunkie]

17. The woman in question has denied it, according to the Huffpo link. Just like McCain.

The New York Post has since caught up with Lyons, who said the rumors were "unfounded."

"As you can imagine, I was stunned by such a question," Lyons told the Post. "I found it to be highly insulting, particularly as a female political professional, as well as unfounded. Beyond that, I have no further comment on the matter."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/09/24/john-boehner-affair-lisbeth-lyons_n_738007.html

[zulchzulu]

18. Of course she denied it. Who would admit to boinking John Of Orange

She better get those orange stains off her... oh never mind...

[flpoljunkie]

23. Now, now. Boehner said he's never used a tanning bed. It's fancy golf outings with lobbyists.

[4lbs]

20. Hmm.... I wonder where "Snooki" was during this time period?

[Kceres]

21. HOORAAAY!!! Knew something like this was bound to happen to Boehner.

Good timing to boot. Thank ya, thank ya, thank ya NYT.

[vaberella]

32. I was surprised he was so clean cut. Maybe that's why he drinks so much. n/t

[True_Blue]

24. It's no surprise to me

I always knew he was in bed with the lobbyists.

[Aramchek]

25. oh, my.... does America really want him as Speaker?? I think not.

[KingFlorez]

27. Yes, take him down!

This fills me with delight.

[Phx_Dem]

28. ROLF! Wonder what O'Donnell will have to say about that.

If she wants to stop people from having sex, she might want to start with her own party. Particularly the married ones.

[lunatica]

29. I need to poke knitting needles through my eye sockets to swish the image away from my brain.

Boehner getting a boner? Yuk! Just imagine the shit eating grin that goes along with that!

[abbeyco]

30. And his predictably cheesy pick up line is:

Hey, wanna see my tan line? :rofl:

:puke:

[704wipes]

31. Boehner fucks lobbyists; Lobbyists fuck us.

Sounds about right.

DU ought to commission Swamp Rat to do a billboard graphic of
him doinking the lobbyist and put it up on I-75 north of Cincinnati in his district.

I would contribute to THAT!

[Politicalboi]

34. I hope this ruins him but

We have had others from the Repuke party do this and get through it with no problem. Isn't he in with the C Street Gang? This is bullshit. These clowns need to be exposed. I mean even Diaper Dave is still a senator and up for re-election. WTF? People should be sending Diaper Dave a shit load of Depends at his office. Make it a news story. LOL!

[catgirl]

37. You have to wonder if it's an inside job

Young repugs want his job.

[dkf]

35. After the McCain thing I'm a bit leery about the NYT

[indimuse]

36. "I wonder if she's tan"..

too funny! ;)

knr!