You know you're in a whole heap of shit when you have to tell people you're not a witch.

[Drunken Irishman]

[Ineeda]

1. That made me LOL -- thank you!!

[theothersnippywshrub]

2. It's Nixonian. It didn't work for that crook either. n/t

[Hekate]

3. There is so much film of that woman dating back so many years, it's mind boggling....

She's in love with the camera. Doesn't matter what she spews out from her mouth -- she's in love with the attention.

Kind of reminds me of Sarah Palin that way.

Hekate

[Arugula Latte]

4. Good point.

:rofl:

[onehandle]

5. Well I'm not a witch, dammit.

I have no idea how this rumor started on DU, but I hope this ends it.

I am not a witch.

I am, however, a member of The International Society for Krishna Consciousness.

Hare Krishna Hare Krishna
Krishna Krishna Hare Hare
Hare Rama Hare Rama
Rama Rama Hare Hare

repeat...

[DrToast]

6. You know America is in a whole heap of shit when said "not a witch" lady can still pull 40%.*

*

[Jade Fox]

15. yup

[young but wise]

25. +1

That's some scary shit.

[watrwefitinfor]

7. I'm trying to figure out why she dressed herself to resemble Letitia Addams

then stood in front of the camera and proclaimed, "I am not a witch."

Nixonian, and then some. But look at the makeover.

Wat

[opihimoimoi]

8. As a MILF...she was appealing to them ole dudes of the GOP...Its a sex ad

[JohnnyLib2]

9. Then why am I moving to Delaware, wearing a long robe,

and chanting "Christiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine?

:evilgrin:

[Major Hogwash]

10. "I'm not gay. I've never been gay."

And yet, no one accused Craig of that.
He only pled guilty to toe-tapping in a restroom at an airport.

Speaking of a whole heap of shit!

LoL

[Lisa D]

11. Priceless!

:rofl:

[Parker CA]

12. Nice work, Drunken. She did it in an all black outfit nonetheless. Fuggin' witch.

[flamingdem]

13. She's not a witch, she's a Satanist! nt

[Top Cat]

14. She is in deep shit with the witch comment... No hiding from that the video says it all..

[saltpoint]

16. If she goes on to lose this Senate race, maybe she could

become the spaghetti & meatballs spokesperson for Chef Boyardee.

What the hell -- it would pay the light bill.

[atomic-fly]

17. wouldn't a witch lie about not being a witch?

I think those witches are tricksy and lie!

[saltpoint]

18. I'm kind of pro-witch, but Christine seems to have

confused being a witch with being a Satanist.

And to think meatballs are the angels who lifted her away from becoming a Hare Krishna!

[Sheepshank]

19. Her second line, "I'm nothing..."

and hesitates for just a split second before finishing, "...that anyone says" (or something similar).

I smile at the "I'm nothing" every time.

But seriously, that's one for the history books. She's just like me, except she doesn't like self sex, or letting anyone else enjoy that. She is a secret agent, and Christ speaks to her about her next move. We are so similar it's Halloween scary. Wonder if she still has her appendix, kept her wisdom teeth in tact and has hair on her big toe...because then it would be really scary coincidence.

Oh wait, I paid of my college bills....never mind.

[awoke_in_2003]

20. throw her in a lake...

if she floats she's a witch :)

[jmondine]

21. Especially when they put you on a big scale with a duck.

[progressoid]

24. She turned me into a newt!

i got better

[GodlessBiker]

22. I wonder if her nose is false, too.

[JoePhilly]

23. She is no longer a witch .... now she's a ZOMBIE

[treestar]

26. lol

:rofl:

[Imagevision]

27. They change her make-up, change her clothes color and hair style then says "I'm You"