Maybe we should all do negative political ads on ourselves. Here's me...

[zulchzulu]

Soundtrack: Eery string music akin the Shostakovich's later work with a little John Cage influences

First image: (fade slow from black)



Zulch Zulu's next door neighbor was a marijuana user and dealer who once showed up at his Halloween party and gave him and others a couple free pot cigarettes to all that attended.

Soundtrack: Spacey Grateful Dead space jam music and subtle sounds of people engaging in sexual behavior

Second image: (cross dissolve)



Zulch Zulu always mocked those who thought evolution was unproven and would attack them in his usual Ape outfit he wore at Halloween and Thanksgiving celebrations.

Back to eery music from beginning:



Zulch Zulu has even perhaps lied about his golf scores in the past.

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Music: God Bless America (by some no-name band)

Can we trust Zulch Zulu?

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(fade to American flag)

[lob1]

1. No, I don't trust Zulch Zulu.

But I do trust you neighbor. How do I get on her party list?

[zulchzulu]

2. Truth be told... it's not my next door neighbor

It's some guy I work with.

[lob1]

I knew I couldn't trust you. LOL.

[lob1]

3. dupe, sorry.

[Terry_M]

4. I'll give it a B-

It started off well, but didn't follow through with a climax about communism, abolishing Christianity, converting the country to Islam or something along those lines.

[zulchzulu]

5. True... n/t