Write the Headline for November 3rd...

[kentuck]

DEMOCRATS MAINTAIN CONTROL OF HOUSE AND SENATE:

Several very close races went Democratic leaving Republicans in disarray.

Republican leaders say they are willing to work with the President.

[crazylikafox]

1. Dewey Wins!!!

[Hutzpa]

2. Amen!

:thumbsup:

[woodsprite]

3. For DE, it'll be "O'Donnell begins campaign for Tom Carper's seat". n/t

[Kdillard]

4. I really like your headline hope it comes through.

[WI_DEM]

5. as of today my headline would be

GOP WINS CONTROL OF HOUSE--DEMS RETAIN SENATE BY 1 SEAT

(Ask again next week what the headline will be).

[FBaggins]

9. "FBaggins still sleeping off bottle of Drambuie"

No telling at this point whether it will have been the result of excessive celebration... or drowning his sorrows.

[madamesilverspurs]

6. DEMS PREVAIL - MSM SHITS ITSELF

TALKING HEADS GET AT THE BACK OF UNEMPLOYMENT LINE

[impik]

7. Stupid Americans got what they deserve

[Grown2Hate]

8. HERE WE GO AGAIN: Impeachment Proceedings Begin Over "Missing" Birth Certificate

Well, unless we ignore the M$M and G.O.T.F.V.! Koresh help us ALL if that orange freak gets that gavel... We can still win this if we G.O.T.F.V.!!!

[jberryhill]

10. "Shed Pounds Now With Celebrity Diet Secrets"

Did you have a particular newspaper in mind?

[spooky3]

11. "A Mixed Bag"

Not a Republican sweep; a few but not many Tea Partiers win; some Dem losses but some holds; though some lose, incumbents aren't "swept out", etc.

[cherokeeprogressive]

12. Dewey Beats Truman! Again!

[Dr Morbius]

13. Dems hold Senate; House Majority Still Undecided

Several House Races Too Close to Call

Republicans, Democrats Claim Victory

[peoli]

14. A.D.H.D. U.S.A. rubs ointment on their A-Holes and puts Republicans back in power!

[akbacchus_BC]

15. Which Republican leaders are willing to work with the President? Do tell?

[kentuck]

16. None, but....

...they all say they are willing to work with the President but they are not. They lie. Period. End of story.

[akbacchus_BC]

18. Thank you! And why is President Obama thinking that those assholes will embrace bipartisanship? He

needs to get a clue! republicans hate him and yet he won't learn!

[KingFlorez]

17. GOP Wave a mere puddle

[discopants]

19. Top Story: "Palin tweets: "REFUDIATE!", page 3: Dems Keep Both Houses

you know it's going to happen. :)

[golfguru]

20. Gridlock in DC!

Dems keep senate, GOP with slim lead in House.
Expect Gridlock in Washington DC for next 2 years.

[Tiggeroshii]

21. Republicans Win House/Senate, Impeachment Proceedings Begin

...for Obama/Biden

Republicorp Outlines plans for new rule. Opposition Democratic leaders imprisoned for espionage.Both houses of Congress permanently dissolved. Boehner in line to be sworn in as nations next Fuherer. United States of America renamed "Chevron." BP handed control of EPA.

EPA Renamed "BP"



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NOW GET TO WORK AND KEEP THIS FROM HAPPENING!!! ;)

[rucky]

22. Contested results leave House up for grabs.