Glen Beck has a White House Bat-Phone

[Kurt_and_Hunter]

The guy actually has an old-style red phone on his desk, just like Commissioner Gordon, so Barack Obama can call into his show any time to argue with Beck.

Only the White House has been given the top-secret phone number. Of course, the missive containing the top secret phone number is probably being still examined by the secret service, which may explain why the WH never calls.

:cry: <<< loves his country, and his phone never rings

Since Obama never does call, Beck ascribes that to Obama's inability to handle the power of Beck's rhymes, or whatever.

He says some crazy shit, then points to the non-ringing phone and announces that the WH has no answer.

Wow.

One of the symptoms of paranoia is grandiosity. To think that powerful forces are out to get you requires thinking that powerful forces spend a lot of time thinking about you at all. Watching Beck marveling at the fact that Obama isn't calling in, as if Obama is sitting glued to the Glen Beck show every night, is pretty hi-larious.

What is really sad is paranoia-by-proxy... Beck may be in on the joke that is Glen Beck but his viewers probably are not.

[rurallib]

1. They ought to call and hang up

in the middle of the night once in a while.

[Drunken Irishman]

2. They should leak it to a bunch of Washington area high school students.

[safeinOhio]

3. He needs another phone next to that one

that takes calls anytime from concern shrinks.

[asdjrocky]

4. Beck is a distraction.

A buffoon and a clown.

[jberryhill]

5. Obama should call to ask Beck if his refrigerator is running....

"Well, then, you better go catch it!"

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

6. Malia and Sascha should pull some Bart Simpsonesque prank calls.

[louis-t]

7. "Is Ivana Tinkle there?"

[Arkana]

10. "I'm looking for a Mr. Freely? First name I.P.?"

[Clio the Leo]

8. Well duh....

... he's Superman ... or maybe Spiderman or the Green Lantern but he's NOT Batman.

I thought we all understood that. Sheesh. Keep up Beck!

[bbking]

9. Don't you just love his crocodile tears?

This guy is a serious basket case, isn't he?


http://surftofind.com/rant

[Ikonoklast]

11. Beck should pray that phone NEVER rings.

He would instantly shit his drawers if it did.

Beck couldn't maintain a logical, reasoned, cogent argument with a lamp post, let alone the current President of the United States.

Must be really sad for him to have all that money he earns, and still be an ignorant, uneducated dullard living in alternate reality devoid of rational thought.

I would cry a lot too, if that was my lot in life.

[Joe Bacon]

12. They should post that phone number on swingers web pages

Yeah, I'd love to see that phone ring and Beck is asked if he's into golden showers, or some S&M :rofl: