Obama is such a slacker! Let's make a list of things he has not done.

[jefferson_dem]

I'll start.

1. Gone in to play DE for the Giants. Their pass rush sucks tonight.
2. Taken my trash cans down to the street for tomorrow's pick up.
3. ...

[babylonsister]

1. Stem cell research. Oh, wait. nt

[rwheeler31]

2. How much brush cuttin has he done?

[jwirr]

7. They planted a garden - does that count?

[GoCubsGo]

24. No.

Michelle and a bunch of kids did that.

[graywarrior]

3. Given explicit, special attention to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[boppers]

12. Is that attention for you, or the duck?

I think he might have already done something for the duck.

[graywarrior]

18. If not for the duck, I'd get no attention at all

[CAG]

4. he hasn't taken over congress and passed all them bills by himself

like he said he was goin' to do... I HERD IT FROM HIM!!!

:)

[mkultra]

26. he could at least go down there and kick some ass

[SIMPLYB1980]

27. LOL!

[Bitwit1234]

5. I got it...I got it

ridden a bicycle into a tree and gotten shoes thrown at him.

[Ikonoklast]

6. Stain my deck before the snow flew this year.

I'm still waiting, Mr. President.

You know, I asked him to do one thing for me, one, and I got stiffed.


He's as bad as Bush.


Well, not really as bad.


When W came over the house, he took two or three swipes with the paintbrush, got bored, said he was hot, went inside and drank all my beer, puked in the neighbor's pool, borrowed some money from the guy across the street, then left me with a big mess and all my neighbors pissed off.

[kestrel91316]

8. He hasn't found a cure for cancer OR given me my pony.

[poverlay]

11. I'm pretty upset about the whole pony thing...

Like that commercial: "Didn't know I could have a REAL pony!" ..."You didn't ask..."

[NYC_SKP]

9. He hasn't gone back in time and unstarted the Iraq War and Mortgage Meltdown.

but he warned us about both.

[spoony]

10. Started a bullshit flamebait thread? nt

[boppers]

13. No, I'm pretty sure he's set off thousands of those.

:evilgrin:

[Clio the Leo]

20. Ha ha! NT

[moondust]

14. Where the fuck is my pony?

:grr:

[Rowdyboy]

15. After he wins the Liberty Bowl for Ole Miss, I'm assuming he'll be ready to carry on.....

[provis99]

17. Hotty Toddy! n/t

[Writer]

16. Fucking Gen X'er.

I knew they'd never amount to much.

;)

:sarcasm:

[uponit7771]

19. PONY!!!!

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[KansasVoter]

22. Stopped spending billions on a war we don't need!

[jefferson_dem]

23. Not so sure about that one - seems kind of dubious...

Especially as compared to the other Obama-Fails on this thread.

[mkultra]

25. resurrected Ghandi to serve in a cabinet post

eliminated all nuclear weapons
infused a sense of generosity and peace into all men
located hitlers body so we could test his DNA
solved the crop circle issue
found a carbon fiber substance that can be used for the space elevator
painted a masterpiece
built a house by hand
solved the unification theory
located transitional forms to complete the evolutionary map
managed to get Chuck Norris to cry(his tears cure cancer)
solved the mystery of the Bermuda triangle and harnessed its power to light the world
got a ford to go past 150K miles without a breakdown.

[bvar22]

28. Obama has an impressive list of achievements.

These are just a few:

*WARS fully funded and EXPANDING. Bill sent to our children…...Mission Accomplished !

*Trillion Dollars given to friends and campaign contributors on Wall Street. No Strings Attached...Mission Accomplished!

*Military Spending INCREASED....Mission Accomplished!

*Trillion+ Dollars given to the Health Insurance Industry. Easily Avoidable, symbolic only strings attached....Mission almost Accomplished!

*Force all Americans to buy invisible products from For Profit Corporations who produce nothing tangible and create no wealth.....Mission almost Accomplished!

*Kill the possibility for a REAL "Public Option" or REAL Universal Health Care for at least another generation, and begin the “Entitlement Reform” defunding of Medicare (-$500 Billion)....Mission almost Accomplished!

*Block ANY REAL re-regulation of BIG BANKS and Credit Cards....Mission Accomplished!

*Protect the Bush War Criminals and Torturers from JUSTICE....Mission Accomplished.

*Throw the GBLTs under the bus and expand "faith based" initiatives....Mission Accomplished!

*Reinforce the worst Police State provisions of the Patriot Act....Mission Accomplished!

*Protect the very richest. Tell the Working Class that they CAN WILL compete with 3rd World Slave Labor for their jobs.....Mission Accomplished!

*EFCA (Employee Free Choice Act) killed in the crib....Mission Accomplished!

*More Anti-LABOR "Free Trade"....Mission almost Accomplished!

*Jobless Recovery....Mission Accomplished

*The Democratic Wing of the Democratic Party SHUT OUT of the Obama Administration...Mission Accomplished!

*Accelerate the destruction of Public Education...Mission Accomplished!

*Bury next generation under such a debt burden that they will never be able to afford any social or economic programs that will benefit their Working Class....Mission Accomplished.

*Establish a "Message Control" program to Astro-Turf the internet with Pro-Administration talking points and marginalize the Left Wing.....Mission Accomplished!


Not bad for less than a year!
NO one can say that the Obama Administration hasn't gotten a lot done!
:party:

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[jgraz]

30. Hey Guys, I think we got us a Freeper!

Now, play nice.

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[jgraz]

34. If it's OK with you, I'm just going to ignore your Glenn Beck bullshit until you're banned.

[jgraz]

37. Woot. That didn't take long.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=user_profiles&u_id=251268

[ima_sinnic]

38. I wish I could rec this post

the rest of the thread, not so much

[jgraz]

31. Weak, even for you.

What, exactly, are you hoping to accomplish with nonsense like this?

[jefferson_dem]

39. I wouldn't expect for you to "get it"...

That's ok. This thread is more *about you* than for you.

:hi:

[jgraz]

40. "Getting it" isn't the problem. Next time, just post a picture of an anvil

If you're going to assume the role of an unabashed apologist, you could at least try for a tiny bit of subtlety. Just a tiny bit...

[jefferson_dem]

42. Loyal Democrat Living in Reality = Unabashed Apologist.

Got it.

[jgraz]

45. "Loyal", "Reality" -- wow, we're hitting all the DLC buzzwords today.

A few more for ya: Rational, Grown-up, Pragmatic, Centrist, Bi-partisan.

It all adds up to a big pile of nothing -- except for a bunch of "Loyal Democrats" screaming that our new dreamy Emperor really IS wearing clothes.

[jefferson_dem]

48. I'll grant you the rational, grown-up, pragmatist labels...

Centrism and bi-partisanship don't mean shit to me. The DLC? Not my bag.

But you... enjoy living in fantasyland, with a pretty pony in every pot. Stay protesty.

[rucky]

32. ...

[azmouse]

35. Pres Obama hasn't ended the drought in Arizona.

[treestar]

36. Failed to solve the middle east

[ChimpersMcSmirkers]

41. I still have leaves on my driveway. Enough said.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

43. He didn't send me a birthday card.

[QC]

44. Taught his acolytes how to act like grownups. n/t

[jgraz]

46. .

:thumbsup:

[dave29]

47. OBAMA HAS ACOLYTES??!! IMPEACH HIM NOW!!

Wait, what are acolytes? I thought the term ya'll grown-ups used was cheerleaders

[boppers]

50. That depends on the type of acolytes.

Some folks are willing to accept public option acolytes, others refuse anything less than single payer acolytes.

:evilgrin:

[JVS]

49. public option