struggle4progress
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Sun Dec-26-10 03:07 PM
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Poll question: OK. I've decided to run for President. Why not? Other unqualified folk do. |
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So the next time you see a thread yammering about a bunch of obscure wacko candidates who don't have a chance of getting on the ballot except as write-ins by people who drink too much, remember me! I haven't decided yet whether I'll use Facebook or Twitter: maybe I'll just white-paste my campaign ads on streetlight poles
I'm going to run as a centrist with something for everyone. Here's my platform so far
Anti-Blasphemy Law Separating Church and State Pull religious language off our money and out of the Pledge. I will tell liberal audiences it's about separation of church and state. I will tell conservative audiences it's all about stopping government blasphemy
Federal marriage, divorce, and alimony amendment Allow everybody to get married, divorced, and pay alimony. I will tell liberal audiences it's about rolling back all those stupid state constitutional amendments. I will tell conservative audiences it's so gays and lesbians can get divorced and pay alimony just like homophobes do
Marijuana Tax Reform Repeal the Marijuana Tax Act of 1937. I will tell liberal audiences it's about ending the war on drugs. I will tell conservative audiences it's all about tax reform
End the War on Christmas If a military adventure isn't ended before 25 December, raise everybody's taxes go up by 50%, bring all the volunteers home, and reinstitute the draft. I will tell liberal audiences it's about ending war. I will tell conservative audiences it's about ending the war on Christmas
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Voice for Peace
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Sun Dec-26-10 05:11 PM
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1. very good, you have my vote. |
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Mon Dec-27-10 10:51 PM
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2. I'd vote for you, s4p. |
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I didn't know who I was going to write-in on my 2012 ballot either, but now I have options.
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struggle4progress
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Tue Dec-28-10 12:25 PM
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3. If anybody actually writes me in as a candidate, I'm going to fire up my time machine |
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and go back to make sure that person's grandparents never ever meet
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Sun May 05th 2024, 01:33 AM
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