New Years Rez, #1: "I will CAPTION Head Wreck every chance I get."

[skip fox]

Head Wreck is reminiscing for his audience, "Yes, this is a picture of me at my lowest. . . . Eating Alpo on the only chair in the apartment I hadn't yet pawned. My wife and kids had bailed a year before, and I had only Rollo, my dog, left. Well, . . . as I was eating, bombed out of my mind on cheap wine, Rollo started telling me how to get back together. . . First he sounded just like he was barking, but then I heard, 'Glenn, my sad fellow. What you need is a cause, and the dog angels have sent me down here to give you one . . . It's going to be your job to save the world. . . So get it together, brother!' . . . America, I know it's hard to believe, but they wouldn't let me say these things if they weren't true!"

[Demeter]

1. Spare Us!

If you have one merciful atom in your body...

[LongTomH]

2. So Glenn Beck takes advice from domestic animals?

Why am I not surprised? :rofl:

The only people following this nutcase should be the guys in white coats carrying butterfly nets! :crazy:

[3waygeek]

3. Hey, if it's good enough for the Son of Sam...

it's good enough for Glenn Beck.

[madinmaryland]

7. Man-on-dog Beck??

:yoiks:

[Sheepshank]

4. So after you're done eating.....

....you scrape the stuff off your tongue and eat it again...

And that's how bad things got before I made my millions. And you can make millions too, with just $19.95 plus s/h I can tell you how to make capitalism, god, and the rest of the Fox viewers work for you too.

[peekaloo]

5. For every day a Socialist remains in the White House

I shall eat my own excrement.

[lunatica]

6. The picture is fuzzy. Did his dog take it?

Obviously not having thumbs makes it hard to hold the cell phone camera.

[sakabatou]

8. "If you do one more bad thing, Mr. Tongue, I'll spear you with this fork."