The sordid history of Santa. . . . Please come CAPTION Head Wreck!!!

[skip fox]

Head Wreck, from the stain that had been his soul, is saying, ". . . and George Soros invented Santa as well . . . partially to get people ready for Big Brother, for the Nanny State, for massive government handouts, but also to change Christmass by supplanting Christ, who believed in self reliance above everything else, along with hard work and the right to bear arms."

[rfranklin]

1. Blasphemy from a cult member!

Jesus smite this blaphemer!

[3waygeek]

2. Well, jolly old St. Nicholas is the patron saint

of prostitutes. Why do you think he always says "Ho, Ho, Ho"?

[LongTomH]

3. Reserve this guy a room at Arkham Asylum

Right between the Joker and the Riddler! :crazy:

[Jackpine Radical]

4. Not to rain on your parade, but he's not committable.

Civil commitment in most jurisdictions require that 3 things be shown:
1) That the person is nuts
2) That as a result of 1) he is a danger to self or others.

So far, no problem. The Beckerhead qualifies.

The rub is in the last one:

3) Must be treatable.


So what he really needs is a declaration of mental incompetency and a protective placement to the county.

[Demoiselle]

5. Say what?

"Jesus...believed in self-reliance above everything else, ...hard work and the right to bear arms."

Glenn Beck actually SAID that? Gosh, what arms was Jesus talking about...swords? And what happened to all those other turned cheeks?

[skip fox]

6. At DU "CAPTION" is traditionally used as a verb, so the captions are creative,

as on many comedy shows. At DU we like to try the channel the person's essence, creating what he or she would have said if he or she could get away with it. Or if the mental guard is dozing. As here.

[Sheepshank]

7. I don't care WTF you say

Santa bought me the collar, cuff and tie ensemble, and dammit, I say they match!!!

[Monk06]

8. Well at least he's progressed from the chalkboard to the 1950s halo TV

Pretty soon he'll go the next level and start showing
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