Lee Mercer: He's got every degree from every University! All three!

[stevenleser]

http://www.mercerforpresident2012.com/

"Degree
I have earned a bachelor's degree to a doctor's degree in every subject in every college in the world. "

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How could you not vote for that?

:rofl:

[Lucian]

1. I saw that a few weeks ago.

I was like ":wtf:" and decided that HAS to be a fake website.

Or the guy may be certifiably insane. :shrug:

[Lucinda]

2. He ran in the last POTUS election as well

He's quite determined!

[Lucian]

4. The website seems to be way too fake.

I know he ran in 2008, because his famous phrase "(all three)" became a meme around here.

[Lucinda]

5. Ya know...I cant tell...I've always taken him seriously

:)

[Lucian]

7. Lol.

[Monk06]

17. Your second guess is correct. He doesn't just talk to his cat he listens to the cat's advice.

Severe :wtf:

I like the wired hook up that guarantees his
election to the President of the United States
AND the United Nations.

[Lucinda]

3. I looove me some Mercer!

:hi:

[silverweb]

6. Endorsements!

1. Former U.S. Attorney Janet Reno.

2. The United States Congress.

3. The United Nations.

OMG... what great campaign entertainment awaits us over the next 2 years! :rofl:

[Hippo_Tron]

20. Lee Mercer must be proud to have all three of those

[The_Casual_Observer]

8. Whenever I'm in NYC & see Mercer St. I have to bring that guy up.

[stevenleser]

9. It's all about the "Hotwire Hookup"

I'm still trying to figure out what that means but he talks about it a lot

[DCKit]

10. You should see his vast collection of Golden Globes, Emmys and Oscars. nt

[pipoman]

11. Then there's this:

Reason for Seeking Public Office: My reason for seeking public office is I was appointed President of the United States and President of the United Nations in The United States Army Militay Intelligence Academy Camp Bullis San Antonio, Texas at The University of Texas at Austin in the ROTC School of Intelligence to solve the United States Government Problems with intelligence by the U.S. Federal Congress and International Federal Bureau of Investigations. I have 14 years of appointed Public Office Experience acting as the primary President of The United States of America and the President of The United Nations. I am seeking Public Office in 2012 because I have an Electronic Surveillance Hotwire Hookup Presidential Bid evidence that guarantees me I will be elected President of the United States of America in 2012 in Congressional Hearing or court.

Holy Cow!

edit....Wait a minute, isn't he the guy off The Green Mile?

[gateley]

14. REALLY! Separated at birth or what???? nt

[flvegan]

12. Jeb Bush is all up in his house with disease!

[Brother Buzz]

13. He received a Nobel Peace Award and is a road Scholar!

Awards Received :

1.I received a British Cross From Great Britain in the U.S. Army Military Intelligence Academy 136th Signal Drug Enforcement Administration in 1992.

2. I received a Nobel Peace Award from the U.S. Army Military Intelligence Academy Camp Bullis Academy in 1993.

3. I received a U.S.Navy- Road Scholar award from the U.S. Navy in the U.S. Naval Intelligence Academy in 1995.

4. I received a Scholar of the World for World Management From Rice University in the U.S. Army Military Intellgence Academy Camp Bullis in 1996.

5. I received some Congressional Medals of Honor Four to Zillions-U.S. Army Military Intelligence Academy for solving problems/circumstances in 1993- no termination.

[hlthe2b]

15. "Four to Zillions"..... solving problems....- no termination."

Well, that settles it then. 'Sorry Obama, but you are at least one zillion short here. Besides, who could look sharper in a red shirt & tie?! ;)

[Monk06]

18. Something tells me he got really fucked up at Camp Bullis between 1993-1996

[Lucian]

19. Was he attending a traveling college?

I'm guessing that's what a "Road Scholar" is.

I know of many Rhodes Scholars, but no Road Scholars.

[Brother Buzz]

21. Jack Kerouac comes to mind

He tops my short list of Road Scholars. Cormac McCarthy is on my list too, even if he was born in Rhode Island.

:rofl:

[Recovered Repug]

16. Guarantees a minimum $350k a year starting in 2013.

Couldn't do it before the tax deal expires - sorry fucker.