Trump to Iowa: 'I'll Shake Hands with Everybody'

[no_hypocrisy]

Donald Trump's continuing to lay the groundwork for a presidential run, and talking big about his grassroots outreach.

"I will meet many, many people, maybe all of people," Trump told The Des Moines Register. "If I decide to run, I will be shaking hands with everybody."

That came after Trump cheerleader Roger Stone quipped to Politico last month, "He's Donald Trump. There's a public fascination. So I don't think he has to go shake hands among the pig farmers."

Trump said he'll make a decision about his candidacy by June, and if he does, he's confident he'll do just fine with socially conservative Republican voters in Iowa.

"I think I'm good. I'm pro-life. I'm, uh, what else would you like me to say?" Trump asked. "I have been divorced...I have very good relationships with the exes, but one of the reasons I was divorced was that I worked very hard. And you know, that's a good reason."

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http://www.wnyc.org/articles/its-free-country/2011/mar/04/trump-iowa-ill-shake-hands-everybody/

Trump is a wellknown germaphobe. He'll shake hands with "everyone"? Only metaphysically.
http://germaphobes.com/?p=49

Leave it to Trump to spin his divorces into presidential chops.

One more reason why Trump is radioactive politically: Roger Stone likes the idea of his candidacy.

[Cirque du So-What]

1. That crack about 'pig farmers' should really endear Trump to Iowa voters

Gawd forBID that The Donald should have to actually go out & get pig shit on his Guccis :eyes:

Have you ever SEEN such a man of the people?!?

[shraby]

2. I wouldn't want to shake hands with that greasy piece of lump.

[FSogol]

3. They should send his hairpiece on a separate itinerary. He could cover twice as much ground.

:shrug:

[nuxvomica]

5. It can't shake hands but at least it could wave

:shrug:

[Badfish]

4. Could get a little windy in Iowa..

[icnorth]

6. The hair lift: A rare phenomena that happens when

a back draft is created by gases escaping through his ears when he opens his mouth to speak.