Mr. Trump-would you care to explain why a woman trying to hide that her son was born in Africa, not

[EffieBlack]

the U.S. would name him "Barack Hussein Obama?"

Doesn't that raise a red flag? Wouldn't she have named him Barry or Scott or Timmy Dunham?

Of course, we know if Ann Dunham had a son named Barry or Scott or Timmy with a husband who was a citizen, not of Kenya, but of Ireland or Germany or France, neither you nor your new Tea Party friends would be the least bit concerned about his birth certificate and would not waste 7 seconds fanning conspiracy theories about whether he was actually born in the United States.

We all know exactly what this is about.

It really is driving you guys crazy to see a black man with all that power, isn't it? To paraphrase Eddie Murphy - Barack Obama is your worst nightmare - he's a n*gger with an army.

[ZombieHorde]

1. Because it seems too obvious to be true! President Obama's parents were master chess players.

We know where he gets it from.

[EffieBlack]

3. Of course

Anything consistent with the "Smuggle the little black kid named Barack Hussein Obama into the United States and fake his birth certificate so he can become President of the United States when he grows up" theory is proof of the conspiracy; anything that contradicts it is proof of the conspiracy because the wily Stanley Ann knew she would need to make it look like she wasn't trying to hide anything when folks came sniffing around in 40 or 50 years after little Barack became president.

[Skink]

2. Gary Busey has eaten into Trumps brain.

[LiberalFighter]

4. I guess it wasn't necessary for Obama's mother to be a USA citizen.

[progressoid]

5. What? He's Black?

:wow:

[zbdent]

6. If they were planning to have him run for Pres ...

they really screwed up by NOT naming him "John Smith" ...

[EffieBlack]

7. Exactly-they went through ALL that trouble and then screwed up with that Barack Hussein Obama thing

Whoops!