What is that thing that lives on Donald Trump's head?

[Very_Boring_Name]

n/t

[arcane1]

1. Are you sure it's alive? n/t

[Adsos Letter]

2. It's Osama bin Laden's secret bunker, disguised as a poorly done hairpiece.

He's been filming his messages from atop The Donald's head.

[polichick]

3. Looks like hair from the back of his head, pulled forward and glued...

All so he can say it's his own - what an egomaniac.

[FSogol]

4. Eastern Muskrat. n/t

[DJ13]

5. Hmmm

[deutsey]

6. A family of tribbles

[Freddie Stubbs]

7. A tribble?

[discopants]

8. We should demand to see its birth certificate.

Just to be sure The Donald didn't create the thing in order to get welfare and such...

[GodlessBiker]

9. I forget the name of it, but it only builds its nest on top of blabbering nincompoops.

[Whisp]

14. hee hee

:thumbsup:

[hlthe2b]

10. With all his money, wouldn't you think he could do something...

to make it look a bit less, well weird....:shrug: I guess maybe it underscores that there are no great solutions for hair loss among those with very fine hair, which he appears to have...

[polichick]

12. Apparently he wants to be able to say it's his own...

...so he pulls it from the back and glues it.

[karynnj]

16. What about wigs?

You would think with his money, he could ask for hair to like that of anyone. (They could use photo shop to show him how he would look with Romney like hair, John Edwards like hair, etc Anything would be an improvement.

[hlthe2b]

17. I agree.

[Historic NY]

11. Bleached Blond Skunk.

[Blue Owl]

13. Not sure, but it doesn't look presidential

n/t

[tallahasseedem]

15. That can't be a living entity...

but ya never know!

[Recursion]

18. The media's ass? (nt)