They need to have a banquet for all the Teabaggers in Congress.

[LiberalFighter]

And make sure they get sick enough from eating for the next week or so.

[The Magistrate]

1. Why Stop At A Week, Sir? Botulism Can Prove Fatal, In Proper Doses....

[nykym]

2. I am leaning on a scene from

Arsenic & Old Lace.

[yellerpup]

3. I'll plan the menu.

The starter course will be Dirt. (As in eat dirt) The soup will be Rock soup. (Recipe: start with water then add a rock for flavor) The main course: Crow, of Course. The salad will be wilted lettuce. The dessert will be Republican Fool.

Those of us who have no bread will simply have to eat cake.

[ashling]

4. Tea Partiers are religiously against regulations

So, in deference to their religious preferences, they should be served un-inspected pork, eggs, and other foods

[LiberalFighter]

5. Make sure the food is not refrigerated and food preparers don't wash their hands.

[ashling]

6. Certainly not!

What right does some high falutin' government health inspector have to tell us how to prepare and serve food and food born pathogens to these good folks.