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Meeker Morgan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-02-11 06:43 AM
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Rick Perry Wants to Invade Mexico
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whistler162 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-02-11 06:47 AM
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1. At least we might have a chance of winning. Now invading
Canada is a different story we are what 0 for 4 or 5 with them there Cannucks!
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WhiteTara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-02-11 08:19 AM
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5. I would be surprised if invading Mexico
would be a cake walk! We have armed their citizenry to the teeth.
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COLGATE4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-02-11 08:56 AM
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6. We'll probably be greeted as Liberators!
:sarcasm:
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WhiteTara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-02-11 11:17 AM
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9. LOL Indeed. n/t
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safeinOhio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-02-11 06:54 AM
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2. Just when you thought he hit rock bottom
someone tossed him a pick and shovel.
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DFW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-02-11 07:22 AM
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3. A a Texan, I will support him on one condition:
That condition is:

Rick Perry must personally spearhead the invasion of Mexico.

He must be the lead warrior, and precede the rest of the invasion by at least five years. If he is such
a brave and effective warrior, I'm sure we'll be glad to march in after him and provide mop-up and logistics.
If, on the other hand, his invasion should meet with less than resounding success, I'm sure we'll find
some obscure part of some dried-out lake on which to erect an obelisk to his memory.......
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Gman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-02-11 07:37 AM
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4. I suggest he just take the bus from Matamoros to Monterey
Edited on Sun Oct-02-11 07:37 AM by Gman
Or better yet, just go walk around Reynosa and keep yelling, "Los narcos son hijos de putas!"
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mikekohr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-02-11 10:15 AM
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7. Didn't we steal Texas from Mexico after they stole it from the Indians?
just sayin'
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jzodda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-02-11 11:15 AM
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8. Good!
Lets give him a gun and send him in alone :D
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lindysalsagal Donating Member (444 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-02-11 06:39 PM
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10. They'll actually receive us as liberators. I doubt we can afford to keep them
fed, however.

Too bad for Mexico. We blew the $$ on Iraq.

It could work if canada invades us first.....
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