Meeker Morgan
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Sun Oct-02-11 06:43 AM
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Rick Perry Wants to Invade Mexico |
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Sun Oct-02-11 06:47 AM
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1. At least we might have a chance of winning. Now invading |
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Canada is a different story we are what 0 for 4 or 5 with them there Cannucks!
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Sun Oct-02-11 08:19 AM
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5. I would be surprised if invading Mexico |
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would be a cake walk! We have armed their citizenry to the teeth.
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Sun Oct-02-11 08:56 AM
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6. We'll probably be greeted as Liberators! |
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Sun Oct-02-11 11:17 AM
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Sun Oct-02-11 06:54 AM
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2. Just when you thought he hit rock bottom |
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someone tossed him a pick and shovel.
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Sun Oct-02-11 07:22 AM
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3. A a Texan, I will support him on one condition: |
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That condition is:
Rick Perry must personally spearhead the invasion of Mexico.
He must be the lead warrior, and precede the rest of the invasion by at least five years. If he is such a brave and effective warrior, I'm sure we'll be glad to march in after him and provide mop-up and logistics. If, on the other hand, his invasion should meet with less than resounding success, I'm sure we'll find some obscure part of some dried-out lake on which to erect an obelisk to his memory.......
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Sun Oct-02-11 07:37 AM
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4. I suggest he just take the bus from Matamoros to Monterey |
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Edited on Sun Oct-02-11 07:37 AM by Gman
Or better yet, just go walk around Reynosa and keep yelling, "Los narcos son hijos de putas!"
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Sun Oct-02-11 10:15 AM
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7. Didn't we steal Texas from Mexico after they stole it from the Indians? |
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Sun Oct-02-11 11:15 AM
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Lets give him a gun and send him in alone :D
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Sun Oct-02-11 06:39 PM
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10. They'll actually receive us as liberators. I doubt we can afford to keep them |
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fed, however.
Too bad for Mexico. We blew the $$ on Iraq.
It could work if canada invades us first.....
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