Damn it I could not find a matching sock this morning...

[dennis4868]

fuck you Obama you have ruined my life...because of repub obstruction you are not getting things done...I blame you for the repub obstruction...it's all your fault...why did you have to put that bad plan into place...where are very mad at you here at DU! Take your repub obstruction and go fuck yourself Obama...it's all your fault.

[liberal N proud]

1. I found an extra sock this morning

Maybe one was yours?

[DesertFlower]

2. maybe you should be a little more organized with

your socks.

[dennis4868]

8. fuck that...

I don't have to be organized, Obama is my daddy! I expect everything from him and him only.

[gateley]

3. Self Delete. I'm apparently not as clever as I think I am. nt

[dennis4868]

9. I'm pro Obama...

and I don't get your joke....seriously.

[gateley]

14. Nobody gets my jokes except me, I'm afraid. So never mind. nt

[shraby]

4. Buy all one kind of socks and you'll never lack for a pair.

[Uben]

5. If you're color blind, it doesn't matter.....

I went to school with different colored socks on so many times, it was just expected. And, who said socks had to match? I bet it was a damned republican! They want to control everything in my bedroom, even my sock colors?

When I was kid we were lucky to have socks. It didn't matter what color they were. If you're cold, do you care what color your jacket is? I don't. If I wanted my socks to match, I'd have to wear one sock because I can't tell the difference anyway. Then I'd wind up getting frostbite on one foot, have to go to the ER to get my foot whacked off, and then I'd need a prosthetic foot.
With my luck, it would probably be a used foot that belonged to an athlete and I would have to suffer athlete's foot for the rest of my days! Life's not fair. I wanna redo!

[tridim]

6. I solved that problem about 20 years ago.

Every sock I own is exactly the same brand, color and size. Every sock matches every other sock.

I blame Obama for not suggesting this solution to you sooner.

[dennis4868]

10. yeah fuck Obama...

it's all his fault.

[dennis4868]

12. I found my other sock...

congress took it but I will still blame Obama...it's always his fault...he's a king and can do whatever he wants to. Even pass laws on his own without congress.

[daleanime]

7. So what were you doing with one sock yesterday?

:shrug:

[Uben]

11. Playing socker! nt

nt

[dennis4868]

13. I stayed in bed...

and counted how mnay time I could blame Obama for repub obstructionism....

[daleanime]

16. Cool, cool....

just make sure you wash your hands afterwards.:evilgrin:

[progressoid]

15. oh....

http://youtu.be/ZW3eaPO8ynI?t=16s

[FLyellowdog]

17. Sock it to me! nt

[rug]

18. All of your socks match.

[customerserviceguy]

19. I've got the other one

I guess your clothes dryer and mine were temporarily hooked up to the same wormhole that moves extra socks across the universe.

[GeorgeGist]

20. Pathetic

[MH1]

21. Aw lighten up :)